Terrible pizza thread

Awful shit that'll just permanently ruin pizza for the rest of your fucking life.

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That's actually p neato for a Halloween thing
Fuck you OP

that looks fucking dank. the cheese looks so perfect and fuck me do I love black olvies

Goat cheese.

This made me gag.

Not op
But hotdogs on pizza is cancer it's complete shit
Everything else about that pizza is perfect
Especially the black olives the best kind of olive

Do you normally like goat cheese? If not I could see why it would seem bad on a pizza.

yum

You're right actually. They should have used those little snack pack pepperoni sticks instead

>Do you normally like goat cheese? If not I could see why it would seem bad on a pizza.

Well the picture is misleading. To me, it appears to be slices of goat mozzarella or something, like a traditional margherita.

It's not.

In reality, they're like big globs of ricotta just sitting on top of the pizza, and they kind of liquefy when you bite into them. Absolutely repulsive.

Goat cheese is kinda shit It's rarely ever good
But it might just be me getting shit goat cheese
I don't know about that
But it's better than hotdogs on pizza
They didn't even grill them that would make that pizza 3x better

Centipede pizza?

Hong Kong has some really fucked up """ pizza"""
The thought of hot dogs, shrimp paste, some kind of weird lumps of unidentified meat, all served up on a doughy blob drowned in either tomato paste or ketchup, it terrifies me

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ah, gotcha. I too was tricked.
It does have a love/hate flavor it seems. I love goat cheese in stuffed in roasted/deep fried jalapenos.

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It's because they don't have room for enough farmland to feed the population. That's why they had to to resort to incorporating seafood into every dish. Beef/pork is actually really expensive and kinda rare there.

Who gives a fuck about Italy, they can't even make pizza?

goat cheese varies wildly. sometimes it has this really strong musty animal funk, sometimes it's so mild you can barely even tell it's goat cheese at all. not sure if it has to do with freshness, preparation technique, the goat's diet, or what

>But hotdogs on pizza is cancer it's complete shit

Correct.

>Everything else about that pizza is perfect
>Especially the black olives the best kind of olive

May your socks fall down from this day forth.

Okay let me correct myself
It's not perfect but it's good
Black olives are the best and makes everything better

If black olives on pizza are wrong than I don't want to be right

don't listen to that other faggot. Our taste is the best taste.

I wouldn't be able to eat this without gagging, god that shit is gross

Go fuck yourself faggot

*nods* I fucking love the design of this thing.

That's a novelty halloween pizza, whiner.

>Centipedzza

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I got this pizza from a local place. It sounded so good.

But it was a white pie, with breadcrumbs underneath the cheese. The texture was awful. It felt like eating sand pizza.

I don't know if they fucked up the preparation or if it's just an awful concept but I hated it.

KEK

Centipizza

when i'm having midnight cravings for pizza i make ghetto pizza.
a thin slice of 1$ italian bread from walmart
some leftover pasta sauce
packaged "mozzarela" slices
pepperoni from Bridgford
then i just heat it in a pan or if i'm too lazy stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds.
it's not that bad tbqh

a classic.

T_D is leaking. Greetings fellow millipods.

>for the rest of your fucking life
I don't let bad past food experiences stay with me like some do.
But the closest would be anchovies. I'm a pizza lover and there was a time that I worked near my favorite neighborhood pizza shop so I was ordering it for my lunch a lot.
I thought what if anchovies are the bees knees and I'm sitting here eating pepperoni and sausage. so I order some anchovies. fucking disgusting! Salty/Fishy pizza is not my style

Get olives on a pizza :D
They still have seeds inside D:

i went to this egyptian restaurant/hookah place and had their "egyptian pizza"

it was the most reolvting piece of shit i've ever had, let alone pizza

i'm pretty sure egyptians don't even know what to do pizza, let alone make a pizza with it

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It looks like a child's pizza but I'd still eat it desu.

That sounds delicious. I love goat cheese and I love the texture you're describing. You sound like a picky prissy manchild.

he's right though. old babytalk mistakes are still wrong

People who just don't even fuckin' try.

Jesus christ user pull yourself together

what kind of cheese is that?

Had a pizza at some little shack on top of a mountain in Romania years back, was absolute fucking shit; tomato sauce was sweet, cheese barely melted and it had this weird cubed ham on it that was like rubbery bacon bits.

Pic unrelated, actually quite nice BBQ place near our hotel that played nice comfy gypsy music.

Why in the fuck do you eat pizza in Romania?
Why didn't you just order some veal skewers with that tomato-and-cheese salad?
Do you also try the sushi in Barcelona and the paella in Moscow?

photoshop cheese

Cute pizza, 8.6/10

Looks like kraft singles that were not unwrapped

it’s vegan cheese
>Now Melts!

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>haha guize i totally dont know how to cook haha pls watch my youtubechannel because I'm soooo bad at cooking and nothing is staged !!!

She's not trolling, she's just Scottish.

subhumans in NA dont even know what salame is

The whole channel is fucking staged, if you seriously believe that someone is so bad at cooking you are mentally retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>she's just Scottish.
>Scottish
Retard.

SURREAL

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I'd eat it.

Looks perfectly fine, retard.

Why couldn't it have been sausage?

Full pleb

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amerilards would eat that

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Then Ruskies cunts and Eurofags as well as other foreigners would eat this.

That looks cold as fuck

seriously though, who cares about the disturbed sense of pride that you Luigis have about your food.

Sure, there is alot of good stuff, but stop being pussies and get over yourself.

how do they get the breadcrumbs on the pizza? to they sit and eat bread over it?

Yeah, don't buy a pre-made frozen monstrosity, & make it yourself. A homemade version of this would be tits.

no, the last one is peperoncini and not peperoni. and saucisson sec is also called salame or salamino. what a faggot

all of them, minus the jalapeños, are salame
now stop being a faggot

you need to go back

oh my sweet summer child

burgers and their legendary self-awareness

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>remember the good old days

yeah i member

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No, just... mesmerized

if you overuse this meme it loses its value as ammo against shitposts, so stop spamming it when it's not even appropriate

What the fuck is that?

quintescencial American cuisine

Ancient food from the 70s that people like to claim was common back in the day.

It wasn't.

I don't have any pics, but once I ate a carbonara pizza at a john oliver restaurant and holy shit, it was fucking disgusting

,>9889897
"Pork is rare in china"

Sure thing, bud.

>peperoni
>pepperoni

An animal died for this

I'd eat that. It's basically gazpacho jello.

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what the fuck

It's definitely not staged.
Life long unemployed people with little education who live in government housing with their aspergers son and live on welfare and get their clothes from charity shops generally aren't very good cooks.

God why? That's way too much fucking cheese. This made me want to fucking hurl.

This is why your country is decaying.

fuck off you disgusting subhuman

go post about your baste blacks somewhere else

>such a thing as too much cheese

>t. obsessed europoor

Sweden yes!!!