Unless it's white fish and deep fried in a batter with a side of french fries, fish is honestly peasant tier garbage.
Today I had expensive wild caught salmon right before I had some standard grilled chicken BREAST. Right after I took a bite of chicken I had realized how it was leagues and leagues better than any expensive pond scum you could pull out of the sea.
It's got fucking spiky bones too. Half the experience of eating fish is picking out and anticipating bones stabbing you in the gums. Then there's the sludgy slimy fishy fat. Fucking sick. How can you begin to like this shit.
Sashimi and sushi isn't slimy or bony but it is bland as fuck and expensive. One of the greatest scams of all time IMO. Dress nice and sit upright with your back as straight as it can be with the utmost attention to the clean quality of the freshest sea scum. Get yourself a good steak instead you fucking faggot.
Logan Williams
Dad use the studded belt tonight champ?
Andrew Perry
The best part (or should I say only part) of sushi/sashimi is also the cheapest part. The rice.
Gavin Jenkins
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Juan Adams
>Unless it's white fish and deep fried in a batter with a side of french fries, fish is honestly peasant tier garbage. This is a very American thing to say.
Christopher Rivera
>Unless it's white fish and deep fried in a batter with a side of french fries Nice blog post old lady. But you're wrong.
Samuel Harris
You're not wrong. Fish are generally a food of humbleness, why? Because it's the least appealing animal flesh there is. You have to humble yourself to eat it and be happy with it. Or, groups of people who come from fishing cultures fetishize it like the Scandinavians and Japanese, but they can't be helped, it's just like how Hawaiians love spam you know it's a local fetish
Brody Sanchez
>blackened
A fancy way of saying burnt.
Benjamin Diaz
>leagues better than any expensive pond scum you could pull out of the sea
I've had lot's of fish before, never a lake fish pulled out of the sea.
Angel Cooper
ITT: Somebody writes a Veeky Forums blog post about how they tried something new and it made them MAD because they didn't like it.
tl;dr: Nobody cares.
Dylan Thompson
>expensive salmon >bones still in it
You've been had mate!
Juan Davis
The ocean is the only reason you are alive
You are the pond scum
Nicholas Thompson
>worshipping the ocean
The moon is my goddess, and she moves the ocean. Checkmate.
Nathan Myers
Okay. Please give me all your fish then.
Cooper Torres
Go eat shit that comes from the moon, then.
Sebastian Kelly
I wouldn't have known this was bait if you didn't capitalize breast. Naturally, the least flavorful and worst textured part of a chicken.
David Gomez
>When it's white fish and deep fried in a batter with a side of french fries, fish is honestly peasant tier garbage. Fixed that for you.
Tyler Rodriguez
That's the point you simpleton
Easton Mitchell
Hey even the Son of God/God ate fish yo
Vegans btfo, pescatarianism is the way to go
Juan Robinson
I agree, I hate fish except for salmon though. It honestly tastes like chicken to me.
