What are the worst food sins you’ve seen Veeky Forums?
You know, food horror shows. This right here? This was what broke me. People going on about anons who are just straight up fucking tubs of fake butter and sticks of the real deal.
Also, people making “pineapple pizza”. No, not pizza with pineapple on it. Round fucking slices of raw pineapple fruit, covered in tomato sauce, cheese and pepperonis and thrown in the oven. “Pineapple Pizza”. Also you throw the whole rest of the pineapple in the oven because WHY THE FUCK NOT?
Grayson Lewis
>fucking tubs of fake butter sounds fun
Ryan Cox
only reason why people make those pineapple pizza is because of that stupid ass meme.
Blake Hill
Any kind of modern "Bloody Marry" where they stack 90 pounds of bullshit on top. Like these.
James James
Or these.
Wyatt White
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Brody Gomez
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Charles Gomez
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Mason Reed
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Bentley Price
I've heard that Instagram hos take pictures of these and then trash them immediately. Is this true?
David Ramirez
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Blake Lopez
Probably, I can't imagine anybody willingly eating these fucking atrocities.
Landon Allen
i went to the bar the other day with my friends and they were talking about putting kraft singles in their ramen and on hot dogs they acted like it was fancy and shit
Jack Reyes
>"And what pray tell is wrong with that?"
Joshua Phillips
I'd eat it if I had a tub of those kleen wipes on hand. My OCD levels are at 'I TRIED TO WARN YOU...' looking at that.
James Lopez
is that thing garnished with another equally sized bloody mary?
Jace Garcia
That doesn’t even look good. I mean, it looks like the intent is dessert but it looks awful.
Jonathan Williams
Is this photoshopped? How did they keep it from tipping? Don't give me any weight distribution bullshit either
Benjamin Perez
Oh god that takes me back. Fucking hsr.
Ayden Moore
I'm American and have literally never seen anything like this outside of photos on this board. Where the fuck do they sell this shit?
Mason Williams
"non flyover" areas.
Tyler Ortiz
It's obviously meant to be funny, there's a fucking bloody mary garnish on the bloody mary.
Camden Sanders
>Also, people making “pineapple pizza”. No, not pizza with pineapple on it. Round fucking slices of raw pineapple fruit, covered in tomato sauce, cheese and pepperonis and thrown in the oven. “Pineapple Pizza”. Also you throw the whole rest of the pineapple in the oven because WHY THE FUCK NOT?
>he fell for the webm maymay
Liam Wood
I dont seem to have the pictures saved anymore but an user not long ago cooked meat inside a latex glove
Elijah Brown
must be american
Connor Jenkins
I was eating it before the meme. Unironically, my gf started eating it because of said meme
Elijah Anderson
my mom while she is a good cook cannot cook asian. the recipe will call for "stir fried veggies" and she will fry them so long that they become weak and soft tastes horrible i tried explaining it to her but she doesnt care enough
Colton Long
>hersheys
Evan Flores
a woman made this post.
Jack Powell
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Ayden Long
>left home alone a lot >ate nothing but butter dogs
I was left home alone a lot too, I just taught myself to cook instead of eating butter dogs.
Henry Bailey
You're meant to use that to hold your egg.
Henry Garcia
Weight distribution you physicsless heathen
Austin Wood
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Zachary Bailey
don't misgender shitlord
Angel Howard
>Putting anything but Mustard and maybe Ketchup on a sausage >Sausage with mayo >Goulash with ground beef >Breaking pasta >Boiling pasta in oil >Not covering meat in flour before breading it >White bread buns for Hamburgers
Jose King
xD abback hewicopter
Jaxson Bennett
Triggered and checked
Jose Stewart
>>Not covering meat in flour before breading it
For the longest, no one just fucking told me about this. Like at all, I even asked my mother about why my breading was always shitty, if I was doing something wrong and she basically just told me to git gud and my grandmother only uses flour.
It wasn't embarrassingly late that I learned how eggs bind to flour.
Andrew Rivera
I'd be fine if it was just a skewered picle.
James Myers
one thanksgiving lovers pizza please
Tyler Ward
look at dem tall cups of diabetes. my teeth already hurt.
Angel Fisher
Grandma made a beet aspic a few weeks ago. I'm not very picky (also I love beets) but that was so horrible I didn't even manage to finish my portion out of politeness. How did people manage to survive the 70s
Ryder Richardson
you sound pretentious, little buddy
Adrian Reyes
All I know is that we have to stop women.
Joshua Nelson
That's not a terrible idea.
Ian Parker
What's holding the other bloody mary up?
Caleb Mitchell
i can promise that your shit will come out blue colored from this. Baskin robbins icecream does that to me.
Alexander Rivera
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Carter Collins
neat. brown aside, ive only gotten red and green shits but never blue.
Jason Stewart
umm this looks fucking amazing
Adam King
based cs_kimmo
Ethan Myers
Get out thot
Kayden White
Do Americans really taste like this?
Connor Butler
Opposite of a flyover is a soyboy.
David Turner
I get blue shits when I drink too much listerine
Dylan Lee
Why are those words spelled out like that spongebob meme?
Levi Gray
NO MORE BUBBLES!
Listerine power approaches you in a dark alleyway. "Hey Kid" he says. WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN TENDIES??
[Yes / No] You have 18 good boy points.
Jordan Mitchell
My cheap ass friend bought this once. Tastes like shit and doesn't even melt properly.
Carter Hughes
t.native?
Tyler Turner
A third bloody mary sitting behind the first
Jack Russell
Alright, i guess this is the best place to post since i dont want to make a whole thread. Consider this my food confession
Whenever I order a burger, I make it very clear I don't want cheese. in fact, if any recipe calls for melting, or otherwise liqufying cheese in any way, I stay away from it. This is because I do not believe cheese should be in liquid form, if it was meant to be solid, then it should stay solid. Anybody else like this?
Ethan Gray
you've obviously never had runny and soft European cheeses.
Carter Perry
Damn nigga, you’re a massive cheese pleb
Ethan Nguyen
>bloody mary garnished with a bloody mary this may be the most moving artwork I've ever seen
Jordan Butler
>that second bloody Mary as garnish
lost it there. fuckin saved
Jason James
America was a mistake
Brandon Diaz
>>Putting anything but Mustard and maybe Ketchup on a sausage If you don't put kraut on your sausage you're confirmed for being a chicken tender baby.
Jaxson Wilson
Spicy Stone-Ground Mustard and Kraut, and if I have some, some crumpled bacon.
Lay it on me, tell me how shit I am for this.
Andrew Johnson
this is why i dont touch water. it should be in gas form. if it was meant to be liquid than it would stay liquid.
Aaron Nelson
I love nerds rope
Landon Evans
To the guillotine with you.
Blake Allen
>sausage with mayo Who fucking does this? >Boiling pasta in oil Who fucking does this? >Putting anything but Mustard and maybe Ketchup on a sausage Confirmed manchild alert.
Alexander Barnes
this... this specific one, looks like it could be eaten relatively painlessly if you had a sweet tooth and were a child.
Jason Richardson
Sausage and mayo is pretty great. The other night I chopped up a beef frank and stirred it with a dollop of white.
Ryder Stewart
I want you to hurt my mouth.
Nathaniel Russell
How retarded can one person be? Holy shit. Materials change states all the time, naturally. I'm hoping this was bait and I fell for you merely pretending to be retarded
Tyler Stewart
There used to be a blue soda that could turn your poop blue.
Josiah Jackson
Humanity was a mistake.
Leo Roberts
kek
Henry Gomez
Is this thread about food sins in genera or ones we commit/commited?
I for example too often use a mayo/ketchup mix for cheesy toats.
I also often use instant ramen noodles to go with my real broth even though I have real ramen noodles sitting on my shelves. I just prefer them for some reason.
Xavier King
I'm in Australia and they're very popular with hipsters and white girls
Brody Gray
They're probably sold in those places you see on the travel channel or on the youtube channel INSIDER
Michael Walker
You sir are an imbecile. I'm glad you didn't make a thread and wish never to read anything else from you ever again.
Lucas Thompson
oh so you'll eat melted cheese because it's natural? I guess you'll also eat cyanide and feces
Elijah Edwards
now THIS is autism
Kayden Edwards
>that stupid ass meme
what did he mean by this?
Justin Kelly
How good or bad is Pineapple pizza anyways? I've been curious but always afraid I'd get weird looks if I tried it
Ryan Lewis
How the fuck do you eat pizza?
Dude, it sounds like you have a legitimate programming error.
Hunter Phillips
>tomatoes in gumbo
I order gumbo any time I eat at a restaurant that offers it and this affront to god is more common than you'd think
Cooper Torres
Visited grandma during christmas, she makes delicious as fuck main meals but for dessert was the most horrific "traditional" shit I ever had.
>Some sort of milk based sauce >bits of bread cheese (finnish thing, google it if you care enough) >raisins >fucking macaronis in there too >and something called "klimppi" or clumps, literally the same word used to describe buggerballs >turns out it was just huge chunks of flour that had been clumped up on purpose
Dear god it was so bad.
Hudson Hall
When I was first starting grad school I was really really poor. Like $20 - $30 on groceries a week poor or I wouldn’t be able to pay my rent. I never bought sweets but I had plenty of tortillas and brown sugar. I would bout butter on the tortillas, put the butter side face up right on the stovetop flame, and sprinkle brown sugar on the butter as it heated. It wasn’t all that bad desu.
I guess what’s worse is I would cook rancid ground turkey for dinner doing my best to pick around the really bad parts because I literally couldn’t afford not to.
William Reed
> Tips over.
David Sanders
>that gif I'm fucking angry
Christopher Fisher
I prefer kraft singles, thank you!
Xavier Peterson
This is obviously meant as a joke you boner, ffs there's a second bloody mary as a garnish
Kevin Edwards
You effectively made sugar tortilla chips, nothing terrible there
Eli Nguyen
Spicy stone ground is usually the superior mustard but personally I like the zing of shitty yellow mustard to go with kraut.
Mason Lewis
it's alright
Thomas Roberts
I sometimes suck a banana like a cock and let ice cream drip off it on my face