Breakfast is ready!

No one cares

I do. They're gross.

britbongs

europoors
not proper beans either Heinz™ brand Baked Beanz®
bongs have some of the worst food "culture" I've ever seen.

Does one person eat all of this or is it like a family thing?

That particular one is a fat bastard special. Most "large" breakfast would be 2 sausage, 2 bacon, 1 egg, 1 black pudding. At least that's the average I've come across most of my life.

We do that here.
>t. Québécois

This. Britbongs.

that looks perfect m8
fuck the haters, this is a world-class breakfast

>1 egg
if there aren't at least 2 eggs, you shouldn't call it a full english.
in fact, there has to be at least 2 of everything on the plate

oooch.. that uhh.. looks amazing.. ...but I am fat as hell and uhh.... on a diet and uhh.. cant eat any of that stuff.. :(

>fungus and dried blood

screw you! that plate would probably be my final meal wish

(OP)
That will cure any hangover.

Does any one know where I can get a full english/Scottish breakfast in Chicago?

The best you can do is a full irish (no beans) at various pubs like graftons. A few places like owen & engine do a pretentious take on it but the appeal is lost there imo

A man only wants what a man only knows.
And what knows is shit.

>this is a world-class breakfast
Third world, maybe.

people with taste

Thank you user I have been searching for years! In return heres a good Irish spot especially for shepards pie:
The Atlantic Bar & Grill in Lincon Square
The Irish owners and bartenders are all mad cunts and awesome

Yeah, bad taste.

Jesus Maureen you're some woman with the fry on

Heinz baked beans with ham are the best thing ever.

user, let me tell you,
this is the breakfast of champions.
the kind of meal that only a supremely prosperous nation could produce.
material and spiritual abundance is a pre-requisite for the conception and appreciation of such a dish
you appear to be utterly lacking in both.

What the fuck is with Brits and beans, they put that shit on everything

Cringe

>There are people in this thread who would actually be unhappy with a full english

No wonder brits have such bad teeth

When the fuck else would you eat baked beans?

You would hate it when at scummy places you get tinned tomatoes.

In NZ we sometimes exchange the beans for spaghetti and not many people would have black pudding.

why does it have to be heinz beans specifically? that just seems weird to me

Must be the plate of a man who eats hearty breakfasts like this fellow
youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM

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I've had pizza rolls for breakfast 3 days in a row and I want to die.

I think that the acidity makes the rest more palatable imo. cuts through the grease really nicely

in america we eat them with BBQ

Infant

Baked beans are good anytime if theyre the right flavour.
Tomato sauce, maple, heinz original? Those are never fucking ok

I do want to try blood sausage at some point. Sounds like it could be good, or at least unique.

Good black pudding is amazing, but bad black pudding is pretty nasty.

A lot of people get put off by the "ew blood" factor but that's kinda sad when you're eating a big plate of meat.

>full irish (no beans)
They truly are a despicable peoples

I probably know a lot more than you considering that I have lived 20 years all over the world in addition to having professional culinary training. Full English tastes wonderful - enjoy it whilst stil legal in Muslimistan (former England).

The American eats the shit in pic related.

What dirtbag expat bonglords eat after puking their liver out in LKF: the food

Nigger do you want me to die? Fucking listen:

>a croissant that's still hot n crispy
>green tea, orange juice & water
>a little Muesli w fresh fruit

That's it, bitch. Fuck outta here with that heart attack shit

No self-respecting adult eats that garbage. Coffee, dippy eggs (any egg really), pepper or apple bacon, and toast. I personally do an omelette with some sort of cheese (prefer gouda), mushrooms, and spinach with dashes of hot sauce & black pepper. Perfect.

xpats all go to spain or some shit cheap SEA country. LKF is just a night out when you're waiting for a connecting flight to Australia or you're in HK on buisness.

Bruh. There are more bongs in HK than in all of the balearic islands combined. You're talking as though being "on business" is some obscure niche thing.

You make that omelet, user?

That is a 10/10 omelet, bro. Good job. Proud of you.

Wtf is a dippy egg? That sounds like a britstania nursery babble food term..

It only sounds like babble because you're saying it in your whiny nasally irritating American accent

It's a Pennsylvania term for "sunny-side up".

I don't believe it, every second person in malaga has a freaking british accent and a sun burn. On a side note last do you know what the cantonese call those pumpkin pancake things?

I did and my faggot schoolfriends thought it was weird

Really activated my almonds dealing with plebs

This is fucking horrible, fuck your stupid island except for miss alice

Ah yes British food, the worst cuisine in the whole world.

I feel like I'm back in 2008 reading this

It's honestly one of the best things I've ever tasted. A full Irish or English breakfast after a night of drinking is perfect.

>no fried oatcake
And you were so close.

there's no reason to be so angry friend

Ditch the tomatoes and mushrooms and I'm good. Substitute for more beans or some sauteed potatoes.

I could eat maybe a third of that.

Everyone does. I can think of countries on every continent and islands as well who eat beans at breakfast, including Americans. What kind of sheltered ass life are you living?

Yeah, I don't believe any of that. You're just struggling to justify your poor taste.

Our children may eat sugary oat and wheat bits, but actual grown adults in straya eat literal sugar on bread.

Nice but where's the toast?

>taking out two of the best things
someone get this literal child out of here

that's what my waifu calls any egg with a runny yolk

kek. in the netherlands this is literally shown on the packaging for sprinkles

top left, moleman

Children cartoons for children with childish eating habits ehoa who eouldve thought. Grow up you fucking autist

>gets angry over people's food choices on an anonymous albanian ant-farming forum
>others must 'grow up'
hahaha ok big guy

Hahaha this. OP is a faggot and this thread is unfunny and a waste. Saged.

>americans eat beans for breakfast
Wtf? No we don't with the exception of some hispanics perhaps. I've literally never heard of or known anyone to eat beans for breakfast here.

it's actually fine dining in the UK

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>dippy egg

What part of Pennsylvania are you from, user?

Can I place the first wager on the western hillbilly area?

>any part of Penn not being a dilapidated backwater cousin fucking hellhole
The south of the North. Truly, a land for scum

I am used to coffee and bread, but I am switching to miso and rice, with rice cooker it is easy, healthy and easy on the stomach.

thx m8, I really feel like dying from a heart attack today

Hmm.. remind me again why is this supposed to be a bad thing? Looks tasty as fuck.

SEETHING

I don't get the meme, this looks fucking delicious

step aside, ladies...here's how you breakfast properly

My breakfast, get rekt amerifats

>steak
>eggs
>beans
>buttered toast
I came myself

There is no steak there's bacon and black pudding

My breakfast this morning, except with some mushrooms and a nicely poached egg added.