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>Why boner?

is that mcdonalds pink slime?

>people will eat this shit and mock you for putting ketchup on it instead of mustard

I seriously question sometimes if new yorkers are even real people

I dated a girl who smelled like hot dogs below the waist. I don't know if anyone cares. I'm just throwing that out there.

>shit
What about that is shit? You don't even see what went into it, just that it's a very finely chopped meat product. Let me guess, you're one of those
>sausage is gross in any form other than cooked and on a plate in front of me

Wait, you mean to tell me that hot dogs are just over-processed sausages?
I think I'm gonna puke.

You mean you think all finely chopped charcuterie is over processed?

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>literally 1800 calories

>>people will eat this shit and mock you for putting ketchup on it instead of mustard
>I seriously question sometimes if new yorkers are even real people
>NYC culture is hotdogs
No that's tourists. There are so many hole in the walls we can go to for a meal. I can go eat Nepalese food for cheap why the fuck would i want a hot dog?

what the fuck is this? porn?

i wonder if frozen pizza dough looks like that pinkish goop when made in huge batches.

Hey, just so you know, your comment is less an indictment of people from New York and more of a declaration of how you're a fucking ridiculous dumbass.

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Its like watching fat people having sex

Is this real life?

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I worked for one of the big pizza delivery chains and the dough was made in 530 pound batches. It was just dough. Nothing gross about it. I imagine the frozen kind is similar.

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I really dont fucking know how to god damned feel about what im seeing

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>The Learning Channel

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Don't be mean to grandpa.

pretty much

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I thought this was going to be one of those safety training gore videos

Why is the guy who made this video even doing this?

>mocking people for hotdogs
if anything that's chicago
but desu any native of a decently sized city doesn't indulge in stereotypical food nearly as much as people think they do.
best part of cities is food options cause of all the really small places with good shit.

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Just amerisharts being amerisharts.

Wtf am I watching??? Source?

Looks like the Flukeman from X-Files.

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I was mildly interested. Thanks bud.

His name is Sonny, and his YT channel is the Best Ever Food Review Show.

He mostly does videos about nam

It's Joey Salads, he's a fucking idiot.

>The average Veeky Forumsposter

If anyone ever tells me America has no culture, I'll just show them this.

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I dated a girl that felt like a hot dog below the waist.

Do all the spankings come with hugs?

this guy must have tons of parasites from eating this crap

holy shit this song
youtube.com/watch?v=UXOAwbazzKQ
lines up so well

Ragworms. Those things are tasty.

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wtf

>dropping it and letting the oil splash all over you.

whyyy did you post this, the thread was going great.

It doesn't even matter because that oil is cold.

cry some more

>tfw no bird mommy to regurgitate food for me

that cute girl is eating it... i am somehow aroused

>dresses like a thot
>puts ranch on her pizza

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>healthy junk food
what the fuck
it's over 2000 calories

Must be American brains

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Fake & gay.

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What's her insta?

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hearing this without sound reminds me of my parents for some reason

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I'm making this tomorrow because it looks doable.

Yes, and that's called "buttermilk."

Also: the sky is blue, you need air to live, and nighttime is for sleep.

I wonder what a spoonful of that tastes like

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All that liquid pouring out on to my shirt and hands when I bit in to it would just piss me off.

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>feminism

This bitch tried Big Smoke's order didn't she

Paula is muh waifu

I wanted that shit so badly when it came out but my family barely ever ordered takeout. That and popcorn shrimp. I loved novelty fast food probably because I could never have it.

not only does this nigger waste good cake, he takes a fucking hour to do something that takes TEN SECONDS. JUST CIRCLE YOUR KNIFE ONCE THEN YOU CAN CUT THE CUNT.

ISHYGDDT

jesus christ, just cut the FUCKING CAKE

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im just imagining the babbling noise when someone's speaking through a phone in a cartoon

Jack Scalfani hails from the beautiful city of New York. Hot dog country.

this is incredibly calming

What's with all the crust posting? Is this some new ebin meme?

Cry some more.

>beautiful city of New York
LOL right

That actually makes me feel sick

Cross thread butthurt about people throwing out pizza crust. Even though powered by salt the webms are pretty good imo...

Chef excellence?

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