Do you eat like a soyboy?

do you eat like a soyboy?

...

what is his fucking problen?

I want to die

I do wipe some of the grease of my pizza if its like soaked, but thats about it.
If I go to Bacchis I'll eat like half the pizza with a fork and knife since its hard to hold the whole thing.

>plastic utensils
>plastic gloves
>plastic cup
No wonder he's such a soyboy

God damn...i need to handle a firearm after watching that

Is he actually retarded? What's the point of using utensils to eat a pizza if you're still just going to cut off a piece too big for your bitch-ass to eat properly?

When you have sex what you use, your penis or your ass?

Only Chads degrease pizza.

Its a joke you sperg

Sure, sure.

I miss uli so much. Do you have any idea whats going on with him

hes got a facebook he update regularly. hes writing his book and making his game.

Last I heard he got super into swimming and works at Walmart.

>when you purposefully convince yourself literal comedy skits are reality so you can maintain your rage high
the absolute state of /pol/

What is "folding a pizza" for 200 Alex?

>implying ive had sex

Thanks nice, and good for him hope he's happy

I do because I'm a girl, but this video still triggered me

Is there such thing as a soygirl?