DeEnZ FiEnDz

Nothing quite like popping the first can of the day.
Post deenz.

Only thing you need in a meal is vodka

if you're thinking of hurting yourself call 9-1-1

why is your brocolli in a zip lock bag?

Already a thread up homie.

Mm daddy

is that a vibrator

ask me how i know you live in a trailer

i bought deenz once and they looked absolutely revolting in the can
did i bought a bad brand?

So how did you notice?

>that """siding"""
>that 30 year old carpet
>those couches you found on the curb
>never vacuumed in his life

You probably had a grandma who died and inherited her trailer.

That's a torch! This is a vibrator

>dirty and old

did you find your moms vibrator that she stopped using while I fucked her so hard and dumped her ass that she became totally uninterested in sex due to experiencing peak sexual stimulation with me leaving anything else to be just a mere glimpse into what could have been ?

imagine what that room must smell like

>non-animated gif

I'd be your friend. Don't listen to these fags
also, buy kippers

It smells like cat poo

Sorry
More? Asking for a friend.

Is it St. Swithin's Day already?

Bed and Breakfast

Its me lol