"wait right here bby, I'm gonna get you a beer :)"

>Thanks, I don't like that bubbly brown piss so the less I have to drink the better

>
What don't you understand retard?

Fist to the wrist, bro. Dry.

This pint is blatantly below regulation serving volume; please give me the names and contact info of your manager and the property landlord, you will be receiving an official complaint shortly and potential fines thereafter

I asked for soda water and a lime, so...

That's what women do. You can't expect them to be perfect.

"lol good effort, please let me show you how to pour though"

then I keep it light-hearted while i show her how to pour a beer.

makes sense, as you would probably knock the beer over, signaling your dissatisfaction with it

over one hour and nobody has mentioned how dirty the glass is. This is why we need sissyrone education.

i say
>i dont drink beer because im not retarded

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

Pick one my man

its 180 retard

Faggots. The lot of you.

wow fucking lurk more you rageing fucking faggot if you died tonight it would be the best night of my life i really do hope you fucking kill your self i hate you two so god dam much

can't tell if underaged or meta bait

Please fucking kill yourself normie. I hope you choke in your sleep

I kiss her and thank her.
>tfw no foamybeer-bringing gf

bend him (her) over the railing lick my're ass hole and fug them

Not really seeing the dirt, chief.

Give her the look we always give each other when one of us fucks up, thank her for being thoughtful, and then show her the proper way to do it.

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>German beers

LURK MORE FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT THAT MEME'S NEITHER NEW NOR RARE

>not drinking alcohol
>not retarded
pick one you autistic beta faggot

You have to be at least 18 to be on Veeky Forums.

>what are nucleation points

youtube.com/watch?v=CC3MocYmCNw
FOAM!

at least she gives good head

>falling for the falling for the bait bait

inb4 i'm falling for the falling for the falling for the bait bait bait

Women emberassing themselves through incompetence is my fetish.

i recommend a blowjob from you're mom

well if he had said incontinence then I'd recommend a bj from YOUR mom!

8 years later and people still falling for this

Jesus Christ just stop talking

she probably letting a nigga know what's coming up next

why would i drink something that makes me feel ill when it just tastes like cherios and burps

8 years later and people still falling for people still falling for this.

>why would i drink something that makes me feel ill
how tf does it make you feel ill unless you are overdoing it like a mong

>it just tastes like cherios and burps
what the fuck are you drinking

>i just pretended to be retarded
why are you posting here then, faggot

cereal grains don't taste like cereal

is /ck new /b ?

The only thing new here is (You), newfag.

Yeah, less beer than there would be were it not for that fucking amount of foam, dumbass.

>Ugh, piss water, amirite? I'll have an orange juice with an umbrella, please

...

Collects what particles from the air? You are such a faggot.

>implying we're the same posting

noone's doing that faggot and the next fact is going to blow your small mind:
>you can reply to multiple posts from different people in the same post

>56%

top kek user

I hope that pic isn't just from a banner contest; I don't remember seeing it in the rotation.

dust fuck off underage

Show her how to pour a beer properly.

>not realizing the counterbait
LOL

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order a redbull vodka in the meantime.

2/10, I replied.

Say
>i dont drink liquid estrogen, sorry

guaranteed you's :) Well done, numbnuts

Ive seen it before

Faggot

>Having such low test that drinking beer reduces the test.

Lift more.

go to the kegerator and adjust the co2 and release some extra pressure because i probably left the homebrew to carb overnight

it's the new trend

Just leave it to sit for a while, the foam will eventually turn back into bear after a while.

I find it incredible that there exist people this new in the world.

Complain to the bartender. Seriously, do you expect me to pay for that? Fuck that, pour another one, and don't call me baby. Super weird, dude.

>not realising pointing out that 360 degrees ironically is the new meme

he wants to fuck you tho