Which is best?

There can only be one

>creamy
children/soyboys (reminds them of smooth soy texture)
>chunky
men (reminiscent of a cellulite filled butt of a child-bearing woman)

>implying

>Creamy
>texture of men who have no time to waste chewing

>Chunky
>Texture of faggots who like the feeling of shit sliding down their gullet

>inventing faggotry

>creamy
soyboy faggots loving their food ultra processed

>chunky
real men loving nature and what it has to offer

also jif is soyboy shit either way, adams natural or organic unsalted

/thread

>creamy
>the natural way that peanut butter is made. No chance for estrogen or other byproducts to be added

>chunky
>a sin against food like that of pineapple pizza. Dropping chunky shit into a perfect mix like Hollywood drops racial and social representation into their movies

also Peter Pan is the best

how can estrogen or byproducts be added to organic unsalted peanutbutter or adams
the ingredients are just peanuts you illiterate faggot.

and jiffyshit chunky or creamy is literally soy

3/10 bait for replying

enjoy your echoli

They put it in the paste fag you think those chunks are just nuts?

I like your sass so I’m gonna give ya this

>limiting yourself to only one texture

I prefer smooth when it has to go with other flavors. I'd much rather use smooth for sandwiches, smoothies, or oatmeal. If the peanut butter is the main event though, like on toast or straight out of the jar, crunchy is superior.

Stop eating like a retard.

What? Why remove the sweet, sweet, monounsaturated fat from peanuts? It's like protein-free chicken or potassium-reduced bananas.

Because you get all the peanut flavor but it's healthier. Also easier for making sauces like when making peanut butter chicken.

There's a place in hell for /pol/dditors who can't keep their autism contained in /pol/. People want to talk about food here, not your fucking jewish conspiracy theories. Fuck off.

Agreed
Smooth > chunky though

Since when does BUTTER have chunks of hard shit in it,

>he hasn't eaten half-buttered butter

What happens when i put both on a piece of bread?

you get 2 slices of bread with chunky peanut butter instead of 1

>Poor growing up
>Everyday from elementary through high school mom made a chunky peanut butter sandwich
>Every fucking breakfast
>Logs of pure peanut shard scrape out my asshole every fucking evening
I can only eat creamy peanut butter because of this.

Same reason I need fuck tons of sauce on my rice.
>Mother would make one of four things for dinner for us.
>Plain white rice with plain chicken
>Lentil soup
>Ramen soup
>Spaghetti with sauce
God forbid if it was chicken and rice night because she would make so fucking much we'd eat plain chicken and rice leftovers for the next god damn week.

this is actual soylent tier

>Creamy
Actual peanut butter
>crunchy
Unfinished peanut butter

>crunchy
It's like your asking for your colon to get fucked up.

I ate peanuts a lot in 2016 and since my anus can't shit right and I'm too scared to go to hospital because of money and what they'll say.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, user, but your mother was putting rocks in your sandwiches. Peanuts gets digested just fine and do not come your ass as shards.

No! I like almond butter.

>I ate peanuts a lot in 2016 and since my anus can't shit right
yeah it was the peanuts not the cock addiction

>I ate peanuts a lot in 2016 and since my anus can't shit right

yeah, THAT'S the reason

chunky is literally two different forms of what you're eating but at once and they go well together. how someone could swear to creamy is beyond me. next they'll say they don't like chunks of strawberry in jelly.

>liking strawberry at all
What are you, a fairy?

>tfw creamyfags will never appreciate the pleasure of eating a giant glob of chunky peanut butter and taking a big ol gulp of milk afterwards

Reminds you of a chunky blob of daddies cum

If you've lost your baby teeth then you should use crunchy

>he still has teeth
Fucking newfags you have to be 80 or older to post

Nut/seed butter texture is a spectrum, shitlords.

And you’re on it, fag

Not diagnosed, you're spurious at most; hate speecher. I enjoy all spread grinds.

if chewing is so difficult for you that it wastes time you must be the biggest queer

Funny how crunchy peanut butter and creamy peanut butter can get their own jar.. but white people have to live with everyone..

Creamy. If I want chunks of peanuts I'll open a bag of fucking peanuts. Same way if I want pulpy orange chunks I'll go and eat an actual fucking orange instead of buying orange juice with pulp in it. I'm paying for spreadable peanut cream and that's what I fucking want.

If it's missing the monounsaturated fats it's not healthier you festering anus

creamy, but only if it's natural and not full of hydrogenated oils

this is one of the funniest threads ive ever seen, thanks yall for wrecking creamy soy faggots. more roasting in here than the peanuts

crunchy peanut butter also has some smooth peanut butter in it tho

Real soyboys eat crunchy because it reminds them of the shit they eat

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>all the creamy soygoys itt
we share a board with people

S L I D D I N G

Neither. My autistic brother buys like three jars every time we go grocery shopping and we're at a point where we've had about fifteen jars, all open, at one time. Fuck.

Fuck off, ponyfag.

>glorious fully smooth texture

or

>dumb sometimes smooth, sometimes bumpy texture

>straight out of the jar
ok I was with you but opinion discarded fatso

only pussiest fags are insecure enough to go for man / child arguement when not relevant. i prefer creamy, used to prefer chunky. where's your god now?

i figure crunchy is lower in calorie 'cause there's a chance you're not gonna digest all those chunks.

Tastes like fucking shit if you add water and try to eat it on a sandwich. Good for shakes and shit, but is autistic to use otherwise.

Creamy soyboys, when will they learn?

I'm a creamy kinda guy, but I can respect people who prefer crunchy. I don't use the later because the peanut bits tend to get stuck between my teeth.

kek

I like both and buy one or the other depending on the last bottle I bought.