Favourite Nuts

For me, it's macadamia nuts.

The ones I'm fondling.

deez nuts

almonds
...I need a macadamia nut cookie recipe

White chocolate chip and macadamia nuts are the goat cookie.

Agreed. Subway makes a decent one.

Pistachios are the patrician's nut.

what do you call these Veeky Forums?

Pecans.

>Veeky Forums nigger seriously thinks that dates, which are dried fruits, are nuts
This is low tier bait, user.

Cashews

nuts that are from brazil, which in my language is shortened to 'brazil nuts'

brazil nuts because the selenium .

Aren't they called niggertoes?

They're Brazil nuts, you dumb nigger.

oh shig I remember that episode of house

yeah looks like it
>In North America, Brazil nuts are sometimes known by the epithet "nigger toes",[8][9][10] though the term has fallen out of favor as public use of the racial slur became increasingly unacceptable by the 1960s.[11] They can be seen being sold in a market under this name in a scene from the 1922 Stan Laurel film The Pest.

>o fug it's real

Cashew, if your favorite nut is anything else, please kill yourself at once.

+1

When the math is too advanced for the common retard.

Correct answer. Macadamias are objectively the superior nut.

I literally put a pbj into a vcr when I was 3 years old.

Pissed my dad off pretty bad.

Pissed him off more when I broke the toilet flushing a supersoaker tank.

Walnuts.

Great in baked goods.

what are you gonna do with all that garlic bro

bend over and find out big boy

oh fuck... at least drizzle my ass with olive oil first, bro

activated almonds

Pilipili nuts are my fav

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cashews with salt

Special, all natural, white pistachio nut.

possum poo

peanuts weenuts haha

Want to try more pine nuts.

I had them first time in some couscous. Yum.

Cashews, macadamia nuts, almonds, hickory nuts. All top tier.

At least we all agree that hazelnuts are the worst nuts.

spotted the american

On it's own, definitely. In chocolate, god tier.

Nope, Australian.

I like nuttella and hazelnut liqueur, the nut just on its own is shit and they never seem to be fresh.

Walnuts are the worst nut when eaten by themselves. Too bitter. I also prefer hazelnuts to almonds but I'm willing to amit that almonds are maybe objectively superior

I like walnuts but I think it might be a nostalgia thing.
The first house I lived in as a child had a walnut tree in the backyard, one of my earliest memories is climbing up the top of the flimsy tree picking nuts and falling out of the tree.
When I eat a walnut it takes me back.

>Walnuts are the worst nut when eaten by themselves.
They need to be roasted to cook the skins.

Apparently my older brother once put a ham sandwich into the VCR.

i find hazelnuts to be at least as bitter as walnuts
pecans are better than walnuts tho. similar texture, but much sweeter flavour.

Ah, yes. The pleb nut. All fat, no protein.

Mine are pistachios.

that's what i like about macadamia nuts. they melt in your mouth.

>pistachios

yessssssssssssssssss

the protein in nuts is incomplete anyway. you should consider them fat sources, not protein sources.

and the fat in macadamia nuts is almost all monounsaturated. enjoy the inflammatory PUFAs in those pistachios.

Pecans are top tier, but if you get almonds that still have that hint of cherry flavor, consider yourself lucky

Pecans.
Only the pralines though. Fuck nuts.

1. Macadamia
2. Pecan
3. Hazelnut
4. Brazil nut
5. Walnut
6. Almond

Cashews are shit.

It's hard to place peanuts because they're consumed so much more. If they were as expensive/rare as the others they might be number 1.

Black walnuts, pistachios

>mfw reading this thread

Patrician come through

Almond > Hazelnut > Macadamia > Cashew > Peanut > Brazil Nuts > Walnuts

Pistachio, cashew, macadamia and hazelnut.

Even chestnuts are better than hazelnuts.

Try Deez
They are a good brand of nuts