Lads...

Lads, i found this old Kinder Surprise egg that i completely forgot about and has been sitting in my room for almost a year.

Will i die if i eat it?

Are you an American that will choke on the plastic?

You can always eat chocolate, it may get a little whiteish, but it's definitely safe to eat nevertheless.
Post the toy after you munched up the chocolate.

Surrender it to the authorities before you get in trouble

>putting inedible shit in your food
Do europeans actually do this?

Depends on what state you live in. Sessions is leaving the discretion to prosecute kinder egg posession to the fed prosecutor of each state.

im sure that cheap chink plastic has lead

Im sure it hasn't

You mean like putting wood pulp in "cheese"?
Really makes you think....

>cellulose isn't food.
The absolute state of non-american education.