Stop eating birds

Stop eating birds.

Stop being delicious.

We fry birds round here.

Ok

Still tasty enough.

Stop being bossy.

No. You are not the boss of me, Birdman!

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No.

birds are fucking delicious. Dove, quail, sandhill crane, pheasant, chukar. yes please.

When birds learn to shut the fuck up and stop screaming in my ears, I'll stop eating them.

>stop eating one of the best meats that's also pretty cheap

Start eating Galápagos tortoises

I'd prefer not to.
I wouldn't eat one of the more intelligent birds, like a parrot or corvid though.

Stop Hanging DJs.

Stop pooping on my car and I'll consider it.

>that first chukar of the day

If all the fucking vegetarians would quit eating all their food, we could stop euthanizing them by the truckload. We only eat them so as not to be wasteful.

>sandhill crane
Why would you eat them? They're total bros and they look cool as fuck.

They wreck your grains bro.
No grains = no gains.

I will when they stop eating brains