Kinder eggs are illegal

>Kinder eggs are illegal
>This is acceptable
What the fuck America?

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banning kinder eggs is basically admitting your children were taught to eat anything and everything

Kids don't eat plain/vanilla yogurt so they never deal with that shit

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Multiple children have already died from Kinder Eggs in Europe. It's a little sick if you're still going to defend it just so you can feel some sense of superiority over not banning it when it kills children and is entirely unnecessary.

American kids are literally eating detergent, so I think they were.

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>Multiple children have already died from Kinder Eggs in Europe.
[citation needed]

thefreelibrary.com/Parents hit out at EU over tiny deadly toys.-a065156393
>All three children died after swallowing small parts of toys inside edible eggs.

thefreelibrary.com/Mother calls for ban after girl chokes on Kinder egg.-a060703736
>Four other children around the world have died since 1991.

If American kids had done a better job of removing themselves from the genepool you wouldn't be in the state you're in now.