Refuse to carry a cheap and easy to stock condiment because of 'muh principles'

>wanting to put ranch on pizza in the first place

Easy to make too

american school lunches created this monstrosity, ranch was the only way to make the stale lettuce and horrid square pizza palatable

What the fuck are you supposed to dip the crust in once you ate the pizza?

>Great wings don't need blue cheese

Of course you haven't heard of it, no one in Chicago eats pizza.

I've certainly had crust good enough it didn't need anything.

S A V A G E

Some restaurant's (like Pizza Hut) will season their crust with garlic and parmesan

This, and mayo.

Confirm

Because they need to, a good crust is like good bread (because it is), which needs nothing more than maybe a little butter or oil, which it already has.

>Some restaurant's (like Pizza Hut) will season their crust with garlic and parmesan
Their breadsticks used to be heaven. Eventually I will clone them.

It's unironically because of california. Everybody there eats ranch with their pizza.

ranch is the best for crusts.

mmmm

>not using mayo to pan-fry bread

what the fuck are you doing with your life

This is semi wrong, nobody i know does this.
>inb4 hasty generalization fallacy
I dont know what Californian faggots you know

No one from Chicago has any grounds to criticize someone else's pizza practices.

*Everybody* in LA eats their pizza with ranch.

Found a pic of OP.

I hate ranch. Mayonnaise and buttermilk. Gross.
(The seasoning is OK though)

I'm of a similar opinion, you don't need ranch or bbq or cheese sauce unless it's shit tier delivery pizza like papa johns or dominoes

i visited the states 4 years ago. bought a slice and the guy offered me a ranch dip. i found it kind of weird since pizza + ranch isn't a thing where I'm from. i said sure why not. still dont know whats the big deal though.
seeing this type of bullshit only makes me wanna do the opposite thing, even if i dont want it. it's ok not to carry a certain product, but why make an obnoxious sign about it?

I wouldn't expect a person who likes ranch on pizza to understand anything about principles.

>2001
>sixth grade
>everyone is drowning their pizza in ranch even when it was papa johns or dominos
>what is this?
>why?
>ranch is discusting
>doesn't belong anywhere near a pizza anyway
>I am the only one that doesn't do this
>mocked for it
>ball my mashed potatoes up and throw it at the ceiling
>it sticks!
>friends that get the salad bar instead drown their salads in a thinner waterier ranch and call it turkey jizz
>don't know what jizz is at this point in my life
>just go along with the joke anyway
>mfw 9/11 was on picture day

Confirming this minus the lettuce

> (OP)
>Where is this ranch with pizza meme even from?
It's from outside of the US, canada, europe, japan, chip shops sell pizza and fried food both. A drizzle of weeb mayo on fast food doesn't seem unhealthy to them? I don't think it's yummy.

They served a beef tenderloin pizza to me in Iceland that had bearnaise sauce on top, and fries. I was like wtf is going on here?

Take a secret valley dry packet and mix it with sour cream or creme fraiche. thank me later

Teriyaki and mayo on a pizza with corn broccoli and bacon is God tier

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While i totally agree with the sentiment of the sign...if i saw that i would leave. I have no tolerance for rude signs in business. It creates an immediately adversarial relationship between the host and guest. All the restaurant has to do is say when asked is "sorry we dont have ranch."

In France, it's customary for the chef to shoot customers who ask for such disgusting shit with a rifle. In Japan, a crossbow is used instead.

>that's what you get for importing Muslim chefs

>France
>rifle

Nice try, Ahmed.

lol...nice post

You're not from /k/ are you? You can have guns in frogland

As long as it's not ketchup, it doesn't matter what people put on pizza.

>You can have guns in frogland
Yeah, but not if you're certifiably insane like here in amerilardistan. You guys are are totally cucked!

There are hot dog stands that get all fucking purist about ketchup. I don't like ketchup on hotdogs myself, but I don't give a fuck if someone else does. Get the fuck over yourself hot dog man, you're a small-change vendor of tubes full of butcher shop rejects.

Ranch on pizza is fucking disgusting and subhuman

I'm from NYC, your buddy clearly is subhuman because no NYker wants ranch on their pizza.

I am american though, and being judged insane makes you a prohibited person and bars you from owning firearms in america. You should maybe know what the hell you're talking about the next time you decide to remove a cock from your mouth to speak user.

every time I go to little ceasars and get wings I get ranch because they don't carry blue cheese dipping sauce but I always feel like I'm getting made fun of by the mexicans behind the counter for getting ranch as a white guy

like everywhere I go or what I order the mexicans are always asking me if I want ranch, doesn't matter if I got carls jr, denny's, or fuckin taco bell hell ever if I order ice cream they ask me if I want ranch makes me feel weird.

Move to a better city juan

When I'm hungry and want cheap pizza I order from some shit place and dip it ever so slightly in ranch to enhance the cardboard with cheese taste

Ranch with pizza is pretty big down here in SoCal, shitty pizza pretty much everyone gets it. If it's a good local chain or something mainly Mexicans and foreigners get it. One of our local chains has their in-house ranch that is really good so I occasionally have a few bites with that and use the rest on my salad. I feel like anti ranch people are those retards who pretend NY Pizza is good when it's shit.

I like to dip my pizza in italian balsalmic or Caesar dressing, can’t stand ranch though

See it as an opportunity to wean yourself off your embarrassing habit of eating pizza with ranch dressing you degenerate

REDDIT

AND BLESS THEM FOR IT, the garlic parmesan seasoning, i mean

heheh this guy is on to the secret of tasty food

it's - mix tasty cheap seasoning with cheap fat cream and you got a restaurant winner

i postered this on reddit once, i was downvoted ahoy promptly, the cunts

You telling us that you can't tell the difference between an innocuous condiment and literal livestock feces? Do you have a supervisor in your group home who can explain the difference?

I feel as if you are very paranoid, or bukkshitting. I have issues with trust, and intentions as well.

>buddy of mine from NYC introduced me to it.
Upstate New York

>not making your own garlic sauce to dip the crusts in
The ones from the pizza places suck ass, they're way too oily. I like to mix in some marinara with my sauce.

Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard of anyone putting ranch on pizza.

I've never even heard of this..
Ranch on a pizza?
Why?

Maybe a little olive oil with herbs, but a good crust should be fine as it is.

This is a "get the kids to eat it" thing, I suspect

>americans still allowed to discuss human food

>being this much of a manchild

Oh no, it's an Albany thing

>mfw my school cafeteria had bottles of hot sauce, which let me avoid the ranch meme, and taught me an appreciation for spicy foods.
That said, ranch was the common 'make-this-shit-taste-less-like-ass" flavoring agent for the other plebs.

this, the pizza was so bad that we would dip it in the ranch to overpower the flavor

The best part of a good pizza is the crust.

Moved to eastern canada. People think i'm insane or just get offended if i ask for pepper. wtf

Kill yourself.

I remember seeing a restaurant pride themselves on not allowing ketchup on their burgers which I found funny imo. Why stop at ketchup? Why not just force me to eat your burger dry because I can still slather it in other condiments.

Black pepper on a pizza's good. Don't worry user.

>ranch
>stock condiment

Fucking american lardasses.

>ranch DRESSING
>salad DRESSING

"Hurr durr, ir belongs on a pizza!!!11one"

>being this much of a flyover

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Why would you want manjizz on your pizza?

its just a joke that created free marketing

As a kid growing up in California, I used to see all the Mexicans put ketchup on their pizza. That, I never got. I mean, there's already tomato on the pizza...

What about when people put salt on KFC? I'm all, like, WTF?

>putting anything but olive oil or mustard on your pizza

>order pizza and wings
>dip pizza in left over blue cheese

Californian. Can confirm its a cali thing. More common to use with crusts or low quality pizza, but some people go all in. Hell, we even have pizzas with ranch as the sauce here.

It's true: great pizza doesn't need ranch. That they get asked for ranch frequently enough to post a sign leads me to believe their pizza isn't that great.

That's completely wrong you retard
Only people that put ranch on pizza in Cali is back of woods hillbillies
And they put Alfredo sauce in pizza not ranch you dick

Oh I forgot
Fat people and I'm not talking about 40 year old fat black woman fat
I'm talking shopping at walmart riding a mobility scouter fat

Why are you so defensive that people put fucking ranch on pizza here. Chicken Bacon Ranch pizzas are sold at every chain here, be it sacramento or LA.

I like it on salads sometimes but it kinda defeats part of the point of eating a salad

Red pepper is my favorite after the pizza is made topping

>chain pizza

Ranch is just soybean oil. You're a fucking soyboy.

Sometimes ranch comes with Buffalo wings.

I only have my pizza flown in from Florence, thank you very much