Breasts

Chicken breasts are disgusting bland plebbit-tier feed. A real man prefers the darker, sensual flesh of the thigh.

Stop it. You're going to make the price of thighs go up.

How fat are you?

I agree thigh meat is better but the breast has it's uses. I'm not going to butterfly a thigh

Sir, you are the pleb if you lack the skills necessary to impart flavor into your breast meat. Breast meat is only as good as the person preparing it.

>dietary fat translates into body fat
If I eat a dozen eggs I will die of high cholesterol.

yeah, just throw some cajun powder (available only at fine supermarkets) and tabascy.

You can put that shit on erthing and make it taste goooood.

>breast meat is only as good as the person preparing it
>all breast meat is shit
QED those who are willing to work with the shitty part of the bird prepare shit food.

even if i disagree on how you presented your argument, i have to agree, the thigh is infinitely better

in that case the chicken breast is still shit. it's just a vehicle for the spices