Do you ever save fortune cookie fortunes?

Do you ever save fortune cookie fortunes?

I thouight that was Shaneekwas roasty vagina in the thumbnail

>he doesn't know how to spell Shaniqua
t. pencil dicked white boi

who taught this black """person""" how to use the internet outside of black twitter and worldstar?
who?
i want names right now. this is not acceptable.

I'm Arab. Born and raised in London, like a true Arab.

I only save my fortune wookies. They're like giant Yoda's.

It's shaqniqua retard.
The first Q be silent.

can you tell me when the next truck of peace will hit? need to make some bets.

Lol fucking retard

>he doesn't know black people are more creative than that
>he doesn't realize black people are still majorly Democrats and will gravitate towards gender neutral spellings of names so they are not oppressing the rights of their babies as gender sovereign individuals
>I don't realize how the fuck I can go on like this in a fortune cookie thread

Lucky numbers: 35, 25, 58, 10, 32, 52

You can't hide them from me!

>blacks using gender neutral pronouns
This has to be bait.

>pronoun
>proper noun
aprende Ingles, Ese

Yes, actually.

I'm a writer and I use them as prompt for short one-off poems and read them at an open mic night ran by a student of mine. I've even sold a few collections of those poems.

I have never gotten one with my lucky number on it, if I did I would probably save that one especially if the fortune seemed relevant to me
but got do I hate the pointless bullshit ones that you sometimes get that just says stuff like "be happy" or "smile more"
what the fuck that isnt a fortune ya cunt

>2am in Vegas
>pig out with a buddy at Panda Express in a casino
>fortune cookie says "You are a connoisseur or food and drink"
>we laugh until we're almost crying
Yes, I kept it. It's been 10 years and I still have it.

I had one taped to the corner of my monitor at one of my old jobs for the longest time. But now I can't remember why or what it said.
But other than that, no. They are usually really generic and stupid or good for a chuckle at the restaurant. But nothing worth saving.

sounds awful

this is the softest bitch boy thing I've read in a long time

Bruh you shouldn't be complaining about me doing it, you should be complaining about the people buying the collections.

yes and also i generally don't let anyone else see what my fortune is
kinda superstitious about this.

Why would I do that? If you don't eat them the fortune won't come true.

All the time.

Always. There's a local restaurant I go to fairly regularly and I'll always keep the fortune in my wallet until the next time I go, then I swap it out for the next one. I'm just dumb and superstitious like that.

Howard Wolowitz's usual joke, "Help, I'm a prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory"