Hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get for you?

i’m black so it was like “how’s the gator aid here? it ain’t watered down or nothin’”

and they be like lol we don’t even sell that shit nigga

and i’m like out

Black and white mocha

Bacon gouda sandwich, over-toasted open face for crispy bacon, along with a tall caramel frappuccino, no whipped cream and two pumps of vanilla.
>why did i come here again

deported

I like going to my local starbucks, ordering a coffee, then when they say "a latte?" to confirm my order I say
THANKS A LATTE

and leave.

They think I'm hilarious, they always go, "THERES THAT GUY AGAIN" whenever I go through the door

It's great.

I work there

You guy's have any coffee?

Find a delicious pastry in the window.

>Yeah Ill get a slice of that strawberry loaf
>And a Grande Vanilla Bean Frap
>Oh, but could you please but half of this bread into the frap please? Thanks!

Creamy, Rich, Delicious.
A world class smoothie fit to serve two.
I used to make this when I was an employee.

microwave me your best breakfast sangwich and one of those tazmanian teas

A Grande Caffe Misto with two stevia packets and a warmed croissant, thanks

coffee, w/ sugar and cream pls

In...ingredience...

two chocolate chip muffins please
no you don't need to warm them up.

uhh

Grande Iced Chai Tea Latte is my shit

You know what I want.

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Can I get a grande frappe comment ca va and a venti verdi como te chiamo? Oh and uh my son wants a tall soyboy vanilla bean BRAAAPPPucino.
> Your total is $666.00 please pull your dick out for harambe at the next window

...

perfection

a milkshake

venti cold brew please. no cream or sweetener

Any reason why their shit is overpriced?

Fuk you big smoke, I know you were stalling for the ballas

Yeah.. uhh, can I get a.. UHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you guys got a regular coffee?

I WOULD LIKE A LITER OF COLA

We dont sell a liter of cola here ser

just fill a big papper cup with whipped cream and mix all your syrups inside

there is no such thing as overpriced, the right price is wathever the costumer is willing to pay

>I just wanted to let you guys know i had an “accident” in your female restroom......yeah.....that is correct i am a male

I'll have a cup of black coffee and two croissants, please.

>sorry we stopped making coffee at noon. You can have the left over in the fridge for free.

This is how I get free coffee

Grande Vanilla bean frap with coconut milk, add blueberries, add banana, double blennded in a venti cup.
Here are my numbers.

Also hold the whip.

>yeah can I get a small coffee with no bullshit in it
> sorry sir we don't sell that

> drive away

How does that drive-thru shit work when they're usually out of 50% of their pastries and only carry like 1/10th of the food items listed at their websites anyways

Morning peak usually eats fucking everything.

I want 5 unicorn frapps and one decaf regular coffee

bleach

cola machine broke

...

my nigga

iced americano light water, extra ice
I always get an odd ook from the cashier when i order this but theres way too much water otherwise

There's a Kroger Starbucks nearby and the male barista there pulls the espresso shots and just loads it with as much ice as he can before topping it off with water. Dude is a hero.

Fuck any partner that still orders fraps

I was just hungry, playa. You gotta eat to keep your strength up.

Do your job, wagecuck.

fuck you

"YOUR DOLE DIPPERS MADAM!!!!!!"

m

one of the good parts of working there was trying shit you'd never order otherwise or want to pay for

>javachip with espresso beans thrown in
>hazelnut or raspberry white mochas
>8 shots of espresso over ice
>cubanos
>dumping whole pastries in with frappucino mix
>making flavored whipped cream by using other syrups

Give me more ideas to ask my baristas to give me.

A good coffee thanks

Directions to Dunkin' Donuts please

Grande quad shot americano no room.

Yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghgghhhhhhhh

Yeah, hi, give me one soyboy special

Hi can I have a cakepop and a venti double chocolatey chip frap please?
Extra chocolate sauce too because you guys gypped me last time I came by.

Thank you.

>*Frustrated deaf people noises.*

>Getting a bottle of water
>At Starbucks
Lol retard
>What can I get for you
It's, "how can I get you started today"

I'll have the lemon pound cake and a cup of ice water

Iced coffee is pretty much the only thing I'll get from Starbucks. I also kind of like one of their blonde roasts -- don't remember what it's called.

Can I get some hot milk with an espresso shot and some melted sugar for $5.99 please?

olol

j

Large pike place. No cream or sugar.

are drive through starbucks that common? I've only ever seen one once in bongland. I can't believe some people are so lazy they can't get out their cars for a coffee

they are common in burgerland

Water

muh nigga

y'all got any of them mcchickens?

Can I get a UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, Burger?

>...heh yeah listen here buddy im kind of an old-fashioned guy so i dont want any fancy millennial drink with whipped cream or sprinkles or whatever. I'll just get a cup of coffee, you know? do you guys even still sell those here haha

a fucking coffee. a smallcoffee, in a medium cup, with room for cream. thats right, fuckhead, im in the store, i will never wait in a car line to get a cup of fucking coffee. may peace be with you all.

Oh
My
God
I never realised.

how many things can I ask for, for free in a standard drink?
Can I get away with asking for several espresso shots in water without getting charged $5 for an americano?

They charge 35 cents to put ice in your black coffee

large coffee no cream 2 sugars.

James, you're in here every day.

yum

Because their goal is to make money

nah. der juden

So many people don't realize Starbucks gives free triple filtered water if you ask.

Normally it's only in a tall or short cup, but they'll give me one in a grande size if I ask nicely.

I was waiting for that shit to pop up.

I’ll have a large iced coffee with room and a ham and cheese croissant.

[insert Starbucks word for medium] Mocha frappe with caramel drizzle

can i get a boneless schezuhuczzschan pizza

b

'yeah uh can I get a medium latte without any flavoring or sweetener'
>Sir, lattes don't come with flavouring or sweetener
'okay'

every time

Can I get a venti free range greengrocer juice, a tall pumpkin spice tenderloin shake and two live sprats. Thank you.

My location made us do any size, so we'd give people Trenta waters for free, thank God I don't work their anymore