Scoop chocolate ice cream into blender

>scoop chocolate ice cream into blender
>fill with milk up to the top of the ice cream
>add chocolate syrup
>liquify

Let's be honest with each other. Is there a pleasure in this world better than this?

Yes. Not having diabetes.

>tasty things are entirely off-limits to me because I am too much of a brainlet for exercise and portion control

Portion control in this case would be only having one sip.

>just water for me thanks m'lady

t. bedridden manlet

skinny numale SJW beta libcuck detected

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>Let's be honest with each other. Is there a pleasure in this world better than this?

Ya

>scoop vanilla ice cream into blender
>fill with milk up to the top of the ice cream
>add fresh strawberries
>liquify

This is better

use a spoonful of cocoa instead of chocolate syrup, you'll thank me

>USING CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM FOR A CHOCOLATE SHAKE


AHAHWHWHWHWYWHHAHHHHHHH YOU FU KINGGGGGG PLEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB RETARDDD MOTHERDIFKCERRRR

>that first guzzle of the day

this lad know's what up

Or maybe not having it every fucking day or not having it with a triple deluxe extra mayo cholesteroyale burger?

Plebs.
Chocolate ice cream, milk, cocoa powder, banana.

don't forget the scoop of malt powder

Throw some malted milk powder in there

Mmm

Or you could buy a milkshake and save yourself the time.

>chocolate syrup
You lost me there...

Why not just buy a milkshake machine?
I know blenders are fine but you can only get that true milkshake texture from using a machine which soul purpose is to make them.

Eat shit

Eat shit

Eat shit

Too bad I've developed lactose intolerance.

>buy a machine specifically for one thing you have maybe once a month if that
Why?

The Luxery

tablespoon of malt powder and you're set.
i fucking adore homemade chocolate malts

yes! these people know.

you need to try a can of deenz, my friend
healthy and hearty, it could be game changer for you

No malt? You're a pleb OP.

>Is there a pleasure in this world better than this?
Yes. Vanilla ice cream, then chocolate syrup, then a sliced banana, blend, then whipped cream and a cherry with chocolate sprinkles.

Checkmate.

yes.
add vanilla icecream, skip the syrup and add some marianne candies (chocolate with a mint crust)

vanilla icecream - in
daim bar broken up - in
banana - in
blend

yeah add malt you dunce

loose your virginity you fuck face fat sack o shit

>I put the icecream in the blender
>and I put the MILK in there
>I drinnnk it up
>I do it for free

You literally cannot make a milkshake in a blender and might as well just drink chocolate milk. The fact that you're the only person in this thread to even be dimly aware of this makes me doubt Veeky Forums in general

All you guys are wrong
You put chocolate and vanilla icecream

I can tell you’re fat just from your posts. well also because I can smell you through my phone

Oh shit, dats the sound of the police! Whoop whoop!

Why are you angry, user?

based sound of the police poster!!!