>scoop chocolate ice cream into blender
>fill with milk up to the top of the ice cream
>add chocolate syrup
>liquify
Let's be honest with each other. Is there a pleasure in this world better than this?
>scoop chocolate ice cream into blender
>fill with milk up to the top of the ice cream
>add chocolate syrup
>liquify
Let's be honest with each other. Is there a pleasure in this world better than this?
Yes. Not having diabetes.
>tasty things are entirely off-limits to me because I am too much of a brainlet for exercise and portion control
Portion control in this case would be only having one sip.
>just water for me thanks m'lady
t. bedridden manlet
skinny numale SJW beta libcuck detected
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>Let's be honest with each other. Is there a pleasure in this world better than this?
Ya
>scoop vanilla ice cream into blender
>fill with milk up to the top of the ice cream
>add fresh strawberries
>liquify
This is better
use a spoonful of cocoa instead of chocolate syrup, you'll thank me
>USING CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM FOR A CHOCOLATE SHAKE
AHAHWHWHWHWYWHHAHHHHHHH YOU FU KINGGGGGG PLEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB RETARDDD MOTHERDIFKCERRRR
>that first guzzle of the day
this lad know's what up
Or maybe not having it every fucking day or not having it with a triple deluxe extra mayo cholesteroyale burger?
Plebs.
Chocolate ice cream, milk, cocoa powder, banana.
don't forget the scoop of malt powder
Throw some malted milk powder in there
Mmm
Or you could buy a milkshake and save yourself the time.
>chocolate syrup
You lost me there...
Why not just buy a milkshake machine?
I know blenders are fine but you can only get that true milkshake texture from using a machine which soul purpose is to make them.
Eat shit
Eat shit
Eat shit
Too bad I've developed lactose intolerance.
>buy a machine specifically for one thing you have maybe once a month if that
Why?
The Luxery
tablespoon of malt powder and you're set.
i fucking adore homemade chocolate malts
yes! these people know.
you need to try a can of deenz, my friend
healthy and hearty, it could be game changer for you
No malt? You're a pleb OP.
>Is there a pleasure in this world better than this?
Yes. Vanilla ice cream, then chocolate syrup, then a sliced banana, blend, then whipped cream and a cherry with chocolate sprinkles.
Checkmate.
yes.
add vanilla icecream, skip the syrup and add some marianne candies (chocolate with a mint crust)
vanilla icecream - in
daim bar broken up - in
banana - in
blend
yeah add malt you dunce
loose your virginity you fuck face fat sack o shit
>I put the icecream in the blender
>and I put the MILK in there
>I drinnnk it up
>I do it for free
You literally cannot make a milkshake in a blender and might as well just drink chocolate milk. The fact that you're the only person in this thread to even be dimly aware of this makes me doubt Veeky Forums in general
All you guys are wrong
You put chocolate and vanilla icecream
I can tell you’re fat just from your posts. well also because I can smell you through my phone
Oh shit, dats the sound of the police! Whoop whoop!
Why are you angry, user?
based sound of the police poster!!!