Let's start a restaurant that only sells cereal!

...

>cucky charms
>cucky crisp
>captain cuck
>cux
This is what happens when you don't listen to pol, people. This is your food of tomorrow.

It's been done, but your image indicates that you already know that. Why are you proposing a redundant idea? It's too much of a niche market to be profitable in dilution. Do you even have any capital of your own? I'm not going to be the only one risking my savings on your stupid idea.

Let's start a restaurant that sells limited time meme cereal that can't be found in normal stores anymore.

How? They'd all be past their sell by date. It would be illegal.

reminder that these fags got blown the fuck out in an interview a few years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=Q0kn7AwbSU0

>attracting rich people to a poor area is economically detrimental
Nigger logic.

Who can eat three pounds of cereal thats a lot of cereal

"best by" dates have nothing to do with legality you ignorant millennial

>what is gentrification

when the money that is spent in a poor area doesn't actually go into the pockets of the current business owners or poor, it is nothing but detrimental to locals.

Read a fucking book you dumbass

Honestly, it's genius. You don't have to buy any fresh ingredients. You don't have to cook shit. You just sell people stuff they probably already have at home with a 10x markup and they buy it because they're fucking retarded.

So you're saying all the primitive nations that were conquered by civilized nations and gained access to technology and scientific knowledge did not benefit from colonisation. OK.

Long-term, and making a deliberate effort to ignore or leave unanswered that colonization typically decimated, enslaved, or co-opted the native population, sure.

Lmao, I can see the gears beginning to finally turn in your head. Either you'll find your way to the logical conclusion or succumb to a cheap /pol/ pitfall.

Take home lesson: support your local immigrant-run small business

I hear you can do the same shit with some rice and fish.

I cannot be mad because of that bitchin Freddy Tattoo.

You say that, but then why are there cakes next to you?

>bring some cakes to work
>am obliged to share it with customers
In what part of the world is this true? I don't want to ever go there.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was too busy ogling the chocolate Cap'n Crunch in the background.

>tfw I haven't been able to find it anywhere for like 3 years now

Twins are fucking creepy

The box is probably that old.

really? it's obviously shit they made using cereal as part if the ingredients.

They were ahead of their time

this is years old

A while back, there was a "restaurant" in my town called the Cereal Connection. Needless to say, that shit lasted for less than a year.

damn you Jiro

Has Veeky Forums seen any other hipster restaurants? I was in Williamsburg and saw a store that only sold hot sauce - 100 dollars a bottle.

plus tax plus tip

jfc why do these sorts of "men" streak their hair grey? they look like idiotic trend followers who have no personality of their own. and these two have the temerity to look confident in their adopted persona.

fuck i'm mad. and i hate cereal.

lmao

Tripe gets discussed a good amount here, too.

>Cereal cocktails

They both look like the lead singer of Lost Prophets

Creates the illusion that they are older and wiser than they really are. Same with beards.

This screams nu-male but I've been on a sugary cereal kick for the last 2 months (after a decade of not touching it) so I'd be drawn to this place like a moth desu

I've actually been to the original branch in Brick Lane with a friend due to morbid curiosity. Not worth it, could have spend the fiver on 2 salt beef bagels from the famous 24hr place instead of a bowl of Count Chocula.

>Let's start a restaurant but [Retarded gimmick that idiots will buy into because it's quirky.]
White people from the midwest now living in New York and being annoying General.

>waaahhh muh millennials
The restaurant is dumb and hipsters are fags, but the people like you have become insufferable.

>Colonization is the same as gentrification

OwO w-whats this?

>thatll be $20 for your cereal.
but at home I can have this exact same bowl for pennies on the dollar
>but here youre paying for the experience

>le soyboys xD
>le millenials xD
>le nigger logic xD
has /pol/ finally discovered this board for the first time? we've been getting this kind of posts on the regular about a month ago

Five bucks for a bowl of cereal? Are you shitting me?!? The stuff costs less than $5 a box! That's more mark-up than alcohol! There are clinically-diagnosed medical retards that are smarter than this.

That, and both those guys need to be slapped. Not beaten, not shot, just slapped, because you know you could slap them, laugh, and walk away, and they wouldn't do anything about it.

/pol/ has already leaked across the entire site. Now the goal is to try to contain them or get them to fuck off again. Luckily the mods have begun to ruin their board for them so they should be shipping back off to The_Donald pretty soon.

>how about a restaurant that only sells the experience?

What if they're shit?

>Lol if you don't stop selling food to people in a way I don't like, my NEET ass will larp it's way to kill you one day
>I'm also prohitler lol XD Hitler did nothing wrong
Why are you seething with anger

they won't go, it's like trying to contain the sea with a bucket. too much of them
plus, they'll learn to camouflage their shitposts according to each board rules and their threads will be undeletable

Pretty much

90s babies arent millenials tard

i wonder what their operation costs are.

>renting a property in london
>importing cereal from america
>insane taxes cuz socialism
>insurance

$5 a bowl doesn't sound like much of a profit. i'd charge $10.

All i saw was the same shit we have here...a fuckin nigger complaining about the price.

Yes...it costs more to eat cereal in a restaurant than at home. Its a business not welfare or a social service. If you are poor and cant afford the 3 pounds for a bowl of cereal then eat at home. No one is forcing you to patronize their shop and you cant force them to sell at a reduced price just because you feel its too high. God this world is filling up with whiners.

Wait, this is in London? So that fiver is actually $7.50 or so? Jesus fuck hipsters are dumber that medical retards.

>t. owner of a restaurant that only sells cereal

I'm sure all these trust fund hipsters' parents would love to know how their money is being spent. youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

be sure to call it "mike's cereal shack"

>Wahhh don't sell stuff to people willing to pay for it wahhh muh social consequences

I'M SEEING DOUBLE
FOUR SOYBOYS

Haha! Le soyboy XD

It would be fine if they were honest about it. "Hi, we're hipster douchebags, and we're conning our friends out of their parents' money!" See, simple.

Every generation hates the generation before them. Your parents probably hated you for the same reason.

>le restaurants are charging money for something you can do yourself at home maymay
>le why do you go to bars when you can buy a beer and stay home maymay
>le why do you eat out when you can cook at home maymay

You people are acting like the owners are swindling ignorant people out their life savings or these poor poor customers dont know they can buy cereal elswhere at a fraction on the cost. You do realize there is a huge percentage of society that can afford to spend their money on things other than bare essentials. These people are just having fun. Its not about sustainance...its about enjoying a moment with a friend and experiencing a blast from your past or finally getting to try some american meme cereal. I think some of you are just annoyed because it wasnt your idea. Some of you are annoyed because you earn low wages working for someone else and have little discretionary income.
Sucks to be you now get back to work...break is over.

lol epic comment bro!!!!1!

>One gimmicky restaurant decides to specialize in cereal.

>Omg guys this is proof that soy and millennials are destroying the world!

who are you quoting?

Yeah, the whole area of Shoreditch is a gentrified hipster shitehole apart from some amazing Vietnamese places and the 24hr Bagel shop. Tourists/hipsters also get trapped by the Brick Lane indian curry meme, [spoiler]they're actually all run by Bengali people and overpriced as fuck[/spoiler].

t. albert shekelstein

>dying your beard but not your hair

Bar the 2 branches in London (Shoreditch and Camden, of course) and 1 in Birmingham, these fuckers managed to open branches in Kuwait, Dubai and Jordan. Seriously, there must be some dodgy tax evasion shit going on.

i love this!!

Mmm, yes, but it's fun I disapprove of so it should be prohibited.

Kid friendly, nostalgia friendly, hipster friendly, cereal rarely tastes bad. It works

>just a bowl of cornflakes with whole milk please

>poor area
>the “poor” people have tattoos, smoke weed and cigarettes, drink beer
Youre right, leroy. We need to support local businesses like Tyrone the drug dealer. Fucking retard. “Poor” areas arent poor, niggers just spend all their money on stupid shit all the time and then wonder “why’s we so broke?”

I thought you were describing a trailer park at first, white boi.

>hurr just alienate your customers

>tfw black
>tfw you think i must be white because i call niggers out on their bullshit

>Implying trailer trash of Irish ancestry aren't just white nogs

And they are probably making more money than you ever will.

Imagine eating milk in public, disgusting. I bet they dribble milk all over their beards and leave it. Mmm mmm sour milky beard. That whole place probably smells like milk, what with all the drip dropping.

what do you have a against milk, user?

>le rebbit maymay

WOT IF A RESTAURANT BUT WITH VR HEADSETS AND ONLY SERVE SOY INJECTIONS DIRECTLY INTO THE BALLS

>21st century
>putting milk on cereal

>being his new
everything you have said already happened a few times

>calls me new
>agrees with me

I like milk and use it and drink it myself. But there is something disgusting about it being in public. It's almost as if milk consumed outside your own home is tainted. Disgusting to go to a restaurant with it

hello soylet