Al/ck

nah brah, 26 days sober

About to go out for dinner and a movie with a qt and get a BJ in the parking lot after

I'll be a month sober on Sunday. Feelsgood

FUCK YOU.

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Can this thread be expanded to people who are quitting cigs as well?

hope she doesnt eat ghost peppers

congrats!

I can't stop drinking everyday. I need to quit so I can get my life in order, but I just love being sloshed!

>no animals were used in this wine

it stops being fun when you get to the point of withdrawals. after that its risky every time you get drunk.

>tfw no gf
And I probably won't drop cash on an escort for at least 3 weeks, too. Only lady wine is with me now.

how do i stop pissing in my bed drunk that doesn't involve stopping drinking?

dont drink a lot of beer before passing out. less liquid the better. sadly that also means a worse hangover.

buy poly. After a while it stops. Stop drinking any mixed drinks. But, for the love of jesus, drink a gallon of water the next day or your kidneys will fail.

what is poly?

adult diaper

threw away a couple weeks clean by drinking half a fifth of bombay last night
heart rate was 100 BPM all day today, it just started to come down into the high 80s around 6:30 PM

oh ya i tried that but when i'm drunk enough to piss the bed i'm too drunk to remember to wear it

jesus christ. after just one night. we can never go back to the good old days.

yeah
shit is finally real

I think some wines use egg produce for preservation.

same with opiates. once youve had withdrawals you get them again FAST after relapsing.

I feel like I have a tingly brain if I don't take B12.

I'm going to have to start a beer taper tomorrow.

explain

I didn't realize this place had many full-blown alcoholics. Very depressing actually

It's not so bad. At least I poo often.

my girlfriend of 5 years moved out today

i want to become an alcoholic

wat do?

Pure oil doesn't count as poo and you know it.

Embrace the serial killer haha

>hurr I broke my arm today, now I want to break my spine

Good for you. It sucks to not be able to drink until you pass out but it's worth it. Eventually you become satisfied with what your taper is providing and can start lowering that even if you feel like it.

my dad bought me milk thistle

I've taken it before but does that shit even work?

get some alcoholic beverages you enjoy. could be beer, could be rum and cokes, could be margaritas. whatever. then hole up in your place for a good 48 hours.

breaking my spine would put me out of this misery of a life

thanks, user

I'm starting a new job in a few weeks. I want off this ride.

I guess i got the kindling, or something. I quit drinking whiskey and switched to beer and 4locos and crap, only on the weekend, and still have horrible withdrawals after like only a 12 pack. had my first auditory hallucinations to go along with mah anxiety and crapping all over the place. i went cold turkey on sunday and i finally quit blasting foamy doodoo out my ass yesterday, and my ass finally quit hurting. And my brain finally started to feel normal again today, i guess i'll taper on some busch ice this weekend and not drink too much maybe. oh well take it easy folks

nice. well, beer tapering isnt fun nor is it pleasant, but it will keep you out of the emergency room and in a few days you will be free of alcohol dependency. ive tapered like 6 times in the last 12 months.

basically just drink a beer (take about 20 minutes to drink your beer) if/when you get sweats/shakes. your goal is to only drink enough to keep sweats and shakes away. there will be anxiety, high heart rate, high pulse. but you will survive if you taper.

4 easy steps
>start drinking
>drink more
>don't stop drinking
>become unable to stop drinking

Hello fellow Texas fag

im glad you mentioned that

nobody told me that tapering doesnt stop the anxiety or high pulse, so i fucked up my first couple tapers by just drinking until i was drunk enough not to feel like the world was ending

Hi! Hows your Friday going?

No, it would probably just paralyze you and then your life would be excruciating in every way possible.

>Don't go to Veeky Forums often
>Figure this thread is mostly people talking about different beers and cocktails and the like
Well now I just feel bad

What you’re asking for is dumb. This isn’t like some retarded vampire movie wherein you beg wise old count fuckula to bite you so you can leave this mortal life behind, and take to the night - a powerful, fearsome beast. It’s instead like seeing a brain damaged manchild in a wheelchair, and asking whether you too could live with your mother aged 60, having to be spoon fed blended tendies and have diarrhoea cleaned out of your tardhelmet five times a day.

sounds easy, thanks

how did the diarrhea get in the tard helmet?

Pretty good, just grabbed some local brews from heb and headed home to play with the Doggo and get buzzed

you can drink more often than i described, and it will help with anxiety, but it will prolong your taper. the more unpleasant = faster taper. its up to you. i always go for a fast taper. 2-3 days. i just wanna be free of dependency so i tough out the anxiety.

my parents will be long dead by the time i am 60

>almost 4 days without a drink

i hope i make it

If only I knew

I can't feel normal unless I continually bounce my leg up-and-down when I'm sitting down.

Benzo OD: failed.
Hanging: failed.
Heroin and butane overdose: failed.
Exit bag: failed.

Ladies and gentlemen, my latest project just arrived in the mail. ALL of the above with a chainsaw wedged in a window just below the roof from which I’ll make my descent.

this is a thread about alcoholism

good luck

I have alcohol dependency. Bouncing my leg makes me less stressed.

How do I get into hard liquor? Beer is the only thing that tastes good.

That seems completely redundant my man

i know my WDs are fucking bad when i can't sit still AT ALL, happened earlier this month

at least if i can lie in bed and look at the ceiling and think about dying im one tier back from the true shit

dont. hard liquor is like crack cocaine. brings people down fast. stick with beer and count yourself fortunate.

i want to go back to when i was 23 and four lite beers would make me happy

i don't get that happiness even with a fifth of gin anymore, just get sloppy and numb

If nothing else I'm sure you're feeling better than periods where you were drinking. Good luck user. Hope you achieve what you set out for.

Supposed to pick my buddies up and go hiking tomorrow morning but want to keep drinking

What do?

get some fastfood or have a pizza delivered. gorge yourself then pass out. food does the trick.

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i like that cowboy cat

What a majestic cat. Looks like a trader in a JRPG.

Don't feel bad. It's actually pretty therapeutic to talk to people on here

Yeah but then I'll be depressed tomorrow morning and skip out on the trip anyway

This is my form of 'social' media. Don't feel bad for us anons, we're all going to make it. One way or another.

I went to a funeral recently, and I bought a 60oz of this. We were drinking Grey Goose out of the bottle (It goes down like water when you're already drunk) and chasing with Captain Morgans. Needless to say, I drank much more than I thought I did, and I ended up falling face first into a wall, headbutting my equally drunk brother repeatedly (imagine two rams butting heads) and I went to urinate, didn't spill a single drop outside the bowl, did up my button fly with numb hands, and then promplty lost my balance while concentrating on those other things, and fell backwards into a shower, taking the curtain and everything with me. Pic related. I also smoked a joint for the first time, and was stoned to high heaven.

It's fun not drinking, because when I DO drink, I get absolutely shittered off a 6 pack.

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chasing liquor with liquor never ends well.

cancer

No, get this, I didn't even wake up with a hang over. I was still drunk! I woke up and drank a 1L bottle of water, had some breakfast (courtesy of my mammy, who also came for the funeral) and drank another 1L of water while watching some Chinese zombie movie with my sister. I never got a fucking hangover. I've done it. I've solved the age old problem of the hang over. You have to get so god damned drunk that you wake up still drunk, and then hydrate and eat fatty foods.

write a heart-wrenching email to the mods.

ive woken up drunk. know how that feels like. congratulations. its easier said than done, however. alcohol metabolizes very fast.

I wake up drunk pretty regularly...

Is ham a vitamin?

could be liver disfunction. an alcoholic should metabolize one drink per hour. if theres alcohol leftover it means you drank a shitton or you are metabolizing it too slowly.

The bread I often buy has loads of vitamins, but it's costing $2.50 per loaf now even for the cheap stuff and I did the math today to find out for an equal-sized or bigger loaf I can make it from scratch with a bread-maker for less than $1. If I buy an $80 bread maker and use it for 4 months, I'd make that money back in food savings and then come. Then as I continue using it I'll save over $10 a month on bread costs. Also in having switched the type of alcohol I drink, I've saved roughly $10 a month there as well. It all adds up. Over $20 in savings just on those two things, very nice.

Well, the night I drank and fell in the shower, I was chugging from two different bottles, and had 4 beer. All in all, probably around 18 "drinks" assuming 1shot=1drink and this is for someone who cannot walk straight after 3 beer.

Last time I drank I had 228ml of ethanol. That's equal to 19oz (roughly 570ml) of 40% liquor, or 16 cans of 4% beer. Also, I tend to drink fast. Like... not chug, but the aim is to get drunk fast so as to drink less overall. I've pretty well mastered it by now I think. Sometimes I can get to where I want to go with only 200ml.

more than likely you just overloaded your liver. it happens.

>mild buzz from morning beer and wine
>going to force out a spray of liquid shit in the toilet
>have shower and make myself presentable
>get more booze later then rinse and repeat

Apparently I was hitting on my Uncle's girlfriend too, but I don't remember any of that. Funnily enough, she's closer to my age than my uncle's, lol.

Eat more fibre, might make your shits less unpleasant. I fucking love it when I have nice solid ones that require very little wiping.

do you squat on the toilet? that position is the only way i can pinch a loaf correctly.

Full of thiamin, most important vitamin an alchie can take.