Why are you still eating at Chick-fil-A?

eh, I ate it once. It was nothing to write home about, pretty standard desu. The Boston Market that it replaced in that building was far superior

I'm not gay nor do I have anything against Chic-Fil-A, but your story was shit and you can't be older than 17

I still find it hilarious he was so badly rustled over this idea, then he still goes and tries it.

I agree my story was shit. Chic-Fil-A is OK, nothing special. If I want a chicken sammich, I'll just keep going to Wendys and using dat sweet frosty card.

>I missed this comment somehow
Make that two faggots triggered by my joke. Top fucking kek. Back to tubblr with you.

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I've been wondering, where does this whole anti gay thing from them come from? enlighten me

i'm not
i was eating their wrap dipped in chick fil a sauce with fries and iced tea
>mfw i realized the wrap has as much salt, fat, cholesterol as their chicken sammich

Founders are Christian and made a statement against gay marriage so the most extreme faggots hate the whole company. Most gays don't give a shit, but of course the modern-day contrarian alt-right edgelord will latch on to the most extreme and weakest examples from the gay community to use as a talking point.

The chicken has as much salt and fat as the other chicken?

i see. thanks for the explanation.

the wrap has grilled chicken. i guess they salt the fuck out of everything

>>/po/

go tell them about fast food

Probably this. Typical fast food tricks.

The people are nice

>staff is great
>they employ a lot of college kids so there's always qts
>food is godly for fast food standards and casual chain restaurant standards
>free refills on lemonades unlike Canes jewish tricks
>you can always count on the drive thru to be open for 5 minutes max past closing time

>chicken patty has the texture of real chicken breast
it is a real breast.

Finally someone who gets it with the Polynesian sauce. It's the reason for living

Just got some Chick-Fil-a. Wish I could've got chkn biscuit or minis but gotta settle with a deluxe and some strips

why haven't niggers discovered chik-fil-a? they have breaded fried chicken items

they can't afford it

They have?

Very religious heavy establishment, and the only black people you'll see in there are true civilized ones instead of niggers

They were literally funding gay-straight concentration conversion camps where they supposedly beat the gay out of you, you utter tard gargling closeted homosexual.

Fwiw, I ate at one on a road once and it was simply a bland, over battered, factory farmed chemically injected breast on an HFCS, chemical preservative flour paste bun with a couple of shit vinegar/chemical brined dill slices. It's literally a christian alt-right virtue signalling garbage factory.

KFC is cheaper and more nigger friendly.

Also incredibly fucking greasy and double downs

>your description of the food

Just say "it triggers me" instead of acting like their food is bad. It isn't. By the way, lmaoing @ you for pretending that gays contribute to society

Also, just a little bonus since your tears are delicious

>Chick-fil-A's sales soared 12 percent, to $4.6 billion, in 2012. The good fortune follows several years of impressive expansion and strong sales, which have pushed the privately held company's valuation north of $4.5 billion, making billionaires out of its founders ... These latest sales data are just further proof that all that negative coverage didn't hurt demand for chicken sandwiches among Chick-fil-A's core consumers.

I'm not, there is better chicken to be had for less money. i will however go if i get a gift card

>shit vinegar/chemical brined dill slices
>being so mad you attack their pickles

I always pick the pickles off desu

oh hai Chris

>I'm a closeted fag who supports crucifixion of gays.
How does it feel to be aligned with ISIS, big guy?

>in lieu of actual arguments, i like to call people closeted homosexuals

I like eating at a place that doesn't deal with deranged faggots that may or may not smear feces in my sandwich because I don't want their politics.

Look what happened to Starbucks when they decided to get political.

There's one about four hours away from me and I've never eaten there. Yet, I'd eat there regardless of whether or not they hated homosexuals, loved jesus or whatever. I don't give a fuck, I just want a meal.

I bet you can suck a mean dick

First off, snakehandling and gay conversion therapy are two completely different things. Secondly, I don't think you ate at a chick-fil-a, I think you ate at a KFC disguised as a chik-fil-a.

>he hates gay people
>haha you must want to fuck them
What even is this point?

cringe
ironic shitposting is still shitposting, redditor.

Tastes great, staff is super friendly, used to live next to one which was choice coming back from a late shift (they always stayed open late for us)

Because it tastes good and its always packed where I live, that everyday they are outside taking orders on tablets.

go blog about drumpf on reddit soyboy

All closeted homosexuals think everybody is gay. They should just come out and leave us alone.

I thought it was put best in Zack in Miri Make a Porno-

>do you love pussy
Yes, yes I do.
Well then not you.

>projecting this hard
Not everyone wants to suck dicks as much as you do, faggotus maximus

You blasted that fags ass!
wait...

You know what, I agree with him. I tried it specifically after the whole gay thing because I was curious since every idiot was talking about how great and wholesome it was. It wasn't. It just was really bland.... Like no salt or seasonings. My uncle thought the same thing. I've brought the lack of flavor up a couple times to people who like it and they were like yeah that's why we like it. I think it's more common for people to overrate the food because
>Le anti gays
>Le morals
>Le no niggers
WHO GIVES A FUCK. I just want to eat flavorful food. I don't care if the owners hate gays or fuck trannies, just give me a tasty meal. I was really disappointed. Maybe it was just a fluke? I thought the mcchicken was better.... I would chalk it up to flyovers hating seasonings but it's popular everywhere...

> just was really bland.... Like no salt
Your palate is ruined from taking too many salty loads.

>It just was really bland.... Like no salt or seasonings.
Confirmed fag. Sorry everything can't be as salty as your boyfriend's jizz.

Can we please talk about the food and forget this pro gay anti gay shit? It has nothing to do with the flavor of the food. Please grow up. I'm just asking for people to confirm whether or not someone messed up making my food or maybe there was a fluke when they were making the breading where they failed to include the proper amount of salt and seasonings. How is it supposed to taste compared to a mc chicken?

Earlier this week

that pickle shit. had a pickle on a mcd chickburg a while back. if thats white southern cooking, no wonder they lost the war. id burn down atlanta too over that. pickles go with beef not chick.

there is a punk subculture that shames you ifyou dont suck dick and be bisexual. its really horrible. i am so tired of sucking everyones dicks just to fit in. i swear i may stop soon.

They have.
Also noticed less Chick-fil-a in black areas, maybe they racist against black franchisees.

he trolled him he baited him you see thats the trump dimension

youtube.com/watch?v=OUEeAzl9Weo

>spouts utter bollocks
>uses a pop-culture reference to justify it
>it's a pop culture reference to a degenerate movie
Like pottery

>Implying gay people deserve to live

fpbp

[spoiler]It's bullshit that they're closed on Sundays. I don't care if you're religious, I'M HUNGOVER FROM SATURDAY NIGHT AND WANT SOME FUCKIN NUGGETS.[/spoiler]

My ex's dad took me there and I got a chiken sammich, a milkshake and fruit punch. Then he told me my gf was crazy and I should leave her

They don't have one here, they think our town is too "sinful" for allowing gambling.

10 dollars for rotissery chicken.

Literally the most retarded place you can eat. Go to a grocery store for that shit. Everyone thinks youre DUMB

Also Boston Market always has the smallest damned chickens I've ever seen. No fucking meat at all.

The literal mayor of chicago said they dodnt want chic fil a.

Dude your so vapid and sinister. If you legit think that the mayor has a right to say what private businesses should exist in a city then youre legit sinister.

No they werent “literally” not by any means.

1 gay conversion is legitimate.
2. It was voluntary
3. The funding did not come from Chic fil a, it was the old owner and his personal donations. It was not chic fil a
4. The organization did not do that
5. The organization gave money to organizations that gave money to organizations, one of which did that

Youre “literally” wrong, do you know how stupid you look to anyone that knows about this?

I'm a Bong and I'm going USA in May. I have never had it and I want it.

i walked there once and nearly got run over both ways and i think it was pretty worth it

Do you not understand how funding works?
If I give money to someone, and they give it to ISIS, and I continue to give them money, and they continue to give it to ISIS, that's called funding ISIS.

So, anyone getting Chick-Fil a breakfast?

so by funding israel, america's funding isis?

It’s fucking great chicken sandwiches, that’s why.

>so by funding israel, america's funding isis?

this is why i don't pay taxes

>Making assumptions off of shit I didn't even say
I was talking about quality dipshit. Not price. If you're so worried about cost and you don't care how the food tastes you should just go eat out of trash can poorfag

Sometimes if I'm near one, its good. Wish they still had the breakfast version of the spicy chicken

This

you're literally r e ddit personified and I don't what brought you here but you need to go back or kys on the way.

>truth
kek.

Because I'm not a pussy who refuses to go somewhere over their political beliefs. If the food is good, I go there. I've gone into hipster joints with FUCK DRUMPF LEL signs all over just because they have good food. I've gone into redneck diners with FUK OBAMMER DA KENYAN signs because they have good food.

I give no fucks about your politics. I give a fuck about your food. And Chik-fil-A has pretty good stuff for fast food.

Sorry, I know the assblasting I gave your virtue signalling fast food pedestal hurt you, but bloodletting was an old puritan tradition which you should embrace.

Because pic related is the patrician choice

>he actually thinks he BTFO anybody

o i am laffin

>comparing conservative Christians to ISIS

good grief you are delusional

pop-eyes is cheaper and sometimes cleans the place, kfc isn't doing so well, but it's still a company that's making a profit just like most of yum brand.

African americans are largely religious.

They're the only place that has ketchup packets that I like, those ones with a top you can tear to squirt ketchup or tear the foil off at another end to use to dip. I've only found those at Chick-fil-a, even though I've only been to two of their stores, do they have them elsewhere?

He's right you dumbass

I dont know whats going on with the meat but its not the same chicken its that formed bullshit

Ate it once. Big time stomach pain. Went to the bathroom. Felt weird. Looked in toilet. Big slop of shit.

Raising canes

probably some other nice establishments

One has annoying protestors who might throw poop at you, the others want to behead you like the infedils you are. See the difference?

Fuck, I'm bi and don't give a shit. They make solid fast food.