Is it a root beer or a cola?

Is it a root beer or a cola?

Cherry cola

No one can ever be sure

It's the original 23 flavors soda.

it falls under the umbrella of soft drink. thats all there is.

It's the flagship product of its company, the same way Coca-Cola and Pepsi are the flagships of theirs. Meaning those three products compete more directly than with any other soda

Dr. Pepper was originally sold as a medicine in the 1800s.
So you can say it's artificial "medicine" flavored.
It's got hints of cherry, cola, and birch / root all mixed in there.

What's your favorite "doctor" soda?

No one knows, but it goes a treat with grand marnier

It’s a carbonated beverage

>Mr Pibb
Someone remove this man from the infirmary!

it's a pepper

It's a cream soda

It's bad for you and you should probably stop drinking it.

It's a tonic.

Um... Thanks?

I reject your false dichotomy.

I'm a pepper to!

It's a cinnamon cola

A pepper to what?

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America's fast food industry is out of control. We have like 3 cola brands in the UK

> no sarsaparilla, ginger, licorice, bark, or dandelion root
Not a root beer. Not a cola either.

More root than cola, like to drink it after I've been to a gloryhole, when I get home wouldn't want the wife to taste my salty lips

It's diabetes water with caramel color and artificial flavors galore

>being so cucked that you only have three brands of soda
Enjoy your tea and crumpets eurofag

Enjoy your obesity shartfag.

>His soft drink of choice isn't Dr.Pepper

Explain yourselves niggers

what do generic brands have to do with the fast food industry? These generic brands aren't even sold there.

This is correct. It's black cherry cream soda.

It is the god king of tasty beverages and has ascended above mortal labels such as root beer, cola etc..

It's an intellectual drink for the chosen ones.

>hurr dude I hate the free market
Suck some muzzie cock, commie.

Dr. Becker, Blue Sky is some great fucking soda

It's carbonated diarrhoea

mah nigga

Amaretto and cola tastes EXACTLY like Dr Pepper

I'm inclined to believe there's a conspiracy responsible for this

Pibb is the only correct answer