What oddly specific food things do you do? I chop up pizza into slivers to prolong the enjoyment...

What oddly specific food things do you do? I chop up pizza into slivers to prolong the enjoyment. It is also arguably a nicer form factor

Still fat lazy and stupid

you know that box has been in a factory, delivery truck, and storage room, right?

eating an entire digorno pizza is like 2000 calories

That's not a bad idea. I will try this the next time I eat a pizza.

I regularly eat entire pizzas in one sitting. I am 5'9 and hover around 120lbs.

I know, I only had like 400 calories of cheese and crackers at lunch today. My maintenance is ~2800 calories, I'm drinking also.

I eat the outside ring of hamburgers first because the center usually has the perfect ratio of condiments lined up. Can be a little messy sometimes depending on what is on it.

Wouldn't it go cold sooner like that?

that's partially a benefit, as pizzas come out of the oven extremely hot and require cool-down time typically

>extremely hot
you're a cool guy

also, using a cold plate helps with that.