Fancy a bunnings snag ya galah?
Fancy a bunnings snag ya galah?
Owen Cooper
Nolan Gray
No thanks I'm heterosexual
Jack Sanchez
tomato sauce is just ketchup
Lincoln Morgan
Keep telling yourself.
Elijah Morris
Oh, I get it, you think it looks like a dick?
Do you think seeing dicks where there are no dicks is normal?
Logan Butler
unlikely
Joseph Cook
No, he's saying that Australians are faggots.
Connor Peterson
Oh so it's simple projection.
Gotcha.
Bentley Nelson
Australians are just dumber Brits, and Britain is a fag nation, so Australian are dumb fags.
Carson Rivera
fine you've convinced me i'll take one bunnings snag and a kiss with tongue
Gabriel Campbell
Geddon ya jedda!
Dylan Harris
Nah I'll be right cunt, I just destroyed a woolies chook
Cheers anyway cobba
Kayden Reed
Damn, I don't know which is worse. Jungle monkey's on the EL speaking ebonics or aussies speaking "retard".
Colton Foster
that sad guy still trolls the australian threads? still?
holy shit that's sad.
Austin Cook
>he thinks it's just one person
Jackson Adams
>If you find a lower price on a stocked item we will beat it by 10%
awwww yeah
Kevin Hernandez
>he pretends he's not alone
It just got sadder.
Benjamin Peterson
i fucking love real authentic australian slang like this
no idea what most of it means but it just sounds fun
talk more jive, my sweaty friends
Wyatt Sanchez
Cooper Mitchell
Nah I do it also
John Miller
Well admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
I'm proud of you, user.
Brandon Flores
>not making it yourself at home holding a straya day barbie for your family and friends
Thomas Clark
I did that and it was fucking horrible. Never cooking these cunts again.
Jack Garcia
...I mean except the family and friends part because reasons.
Blake Butler
kanga bangas
fuck i need to move to oz immediately
everything sounds fun there
except the scorpions
Jacob Cook
>vict*ria
Not even once
Justin Martin
kangaroo is shit makes me fucking fart heaps. I smashed so many snags yesterday and then munted them all in the back yard because I drank to much. my dog ate it so all is good
Cameron Nelson
kek. i love a happy ending.
Gabriel Peterson
>I smashed so many snags yesterday and then munted them all in the back yard because I drank to much.
What does this mean? You murdered so many women and then buried them in your backyard because you had too much alcohol?
Brayden Morales
I ate lots of sausage sandwiches while drinking beer. drunk too much beer and ate too much food at the same time and puked it in the yard. my dog ate it and I kept drinking
Brody Lopez
One time I was coming up on some really strong acid at my friend's house and went out back to puke. There were Mexicans doing roof work on the house whose back yard was adjacent to his, and they kept cheering at me and yelling shit like "he's makin' guacamole!"
Oliver Jackson
Did it look like this?: i.4cdn.org
Grayson Harris
is aussie slang the pidgin of huwhite pepo?