What does everyone want to drink?

What does everyone want to drink?
>A craft beer!
>A vodka cocktail!
And now that the children have ordered, what will the adults be having?

Virgin pina colada

I'll need to see your ID, sir.

A bloody mary made with goldschlager instead of vodka and garnished with a hot dog straight from the package

White wine for me, since I'm either a closeted european male (male) or a Jersey housewife.

This thread is dumb.
That being said, either beer or a gin caesar, with extra hot sauce.

Will that be an IPA with extra soy?

Rakija, and if you don't have any then fucking make some.

one can of your finest Dr Pepper sir.

What's wrong with craft beer?

It takes money from hard-working corporations and puts it in the hands of some leftist nobodies

it attracts a certain clientele

The biggest, cheapest, strongest beer they have

No, it'll be an 8.5% pilsner, you fag.

>Your Steel Reserve madame

>steel reserve
Not even gonna bother Googling that.

it's a drink for black people who aren't tough enough for st ives

what is the alt-right drink?
i want to be cool

A Coke.

...

Dark rum, neat

"""dark""" rum, ok schlomo

Double whiskey, one cube of ice.

Four bits bourbon, one sphere of ice

...

Pabst

>A vodka cocktail!
>grabs lukewarm vokda in bottle
>it's a cocktail or something

Hipsters think it attracts hipsters so it isn't original.

And old fashioned and a dark stout.

Two shots of their good bourbon and beer. Preferably a red ale. Then it's scotch eggs while I smoke. Fucking comfy

margarita. rocks & salt.

any quality rum is amber, you are a pleb

>now that the children have ordered

Hating on craft beer for being hipster is the new hipster trend. I had a mate who used to love ales and craft beer. Now he criticises people for it because it's for hipsters. This is true pretention

A Shiner, longneck.

Craft beer is for craftsmen.

Organic hibisuc tisane in a wine glass

A good pint of scrumpy.

Gin & tonic bruv
always a good choice

A Dark &. Stormy or something else with dark rum.

This
Stopped drinking

daj mi da presječem

>I'm not gonna enjoy something because some other people enjoy it too!
insecure af

ill have the malbec

cum

A Pornstar Martini.

40oz of malt liquor

craft cum?

Jameson neat for me. Or a long island, assuming they know how to mix a good one.

homemade

nothing
drink whatever you like

Gin tonic

none of those factory farmed fags for me no sir

That is exactly what I imagined. Real adults don't give two fucks about how """""mature""""" sounding the order is to others.

>i let stereotypes about the people i politically disagree with influence what i enjoy

You faggots are more pathetic and cucked then the "soyboys" you cry about. Grow up.

lol at the absurd association of vodka cocktails and craft beers, the two opposite sides of the spectrum, from teenage girl drink, to normie man drink

My man

A handle of vodka drank alone in a dark room with only the computer monitor illuminating my sad expression.

They're all idiots from /pol/, they're the only ones who are obsessed with this kind of shit. They're ruining this website.

I'll take a vodka cranberry

A virgin screwdriver.

>manly men vs girly men & children alcohol meme

When you tell me about your liver, pancreas, and stomach cancers, I'll celebrate by drinking another tall glass of ice water.

shirley temple

Hue runs in my blood

give me some fucking whiskey and then let me rot

Gin & Tonic

>Drinking a certain kind of beer makes you a child

Godddamn are you fucking stupid

Funny how it's memelords and other undesirables concerned incessantly with maturity. Almost as if they're underage or something...

Scotch. Neat. Well, either that or a Smirnoff ice.

For me, it's the Moscow Mule, the best alcoholic drink.

red wine with cola

why do crafties get so triggered when you explain to them that their beverage is for numales?

Daily reminder by 1880 there were more than 4800 microbreweries in the US. The hardscrabble men who wrested a nation out of wilderness drank craft beers. Their women would be able to break you in half like a matchstick, you pussfag. Stick with your feminized adjunct pisswater and leave craft beer to the real men.

Water.

>The hardscrabble men who wrested a nation out of wilderness drank craft beers
They drank nasty "whiskey" flavored with tobacco and other nastiness

Because you idiots never give any argument as why it's for so called "numales".

You know, other than memeposting and calling them soyboys. Typical low IQ /pol/edditor type responses.

Vodka Tom Collins

Then who was drinking the beer 4800+ microbreweries were putting out? It sure as hell wasn't women except for trollopes and whores.

People in established states and settlements. The frontiersmen drank the cheapest swill they could get drunk on

>frontiersmen
Mountain men, sure, but they were little more than savages themselves. It was the homesteaders and pioneers who tamed the wilderness, not the rotgut swilling fur traders.

I'll have one glass of your finest baccardi razz and monster mixed together, good sir.

I'm confused. What is a "normal" beer to drink?

Where would someone surrounded by wilderness, with the closest settlement being a frontier town, get craft beer from the settled East coast? The more accessible liquor on the frontier was cheap, watered down alcohol colored to look like whiskey, and flavored with shit like snake heads

One Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, please

Those frontier towns supplying the homesteaders pre and post civil war had bars that brewed their own beer numbskull. Think Dodge City in the late 1860's.

>drinking cocktails
there is a spirit that can do anything a cocktail can without being absolute garbage

And it was cheap swill. They weren't drinking IPAs with orange peel and coriander

Too bad for them, Blue Moon is good. Not an IPA though.

>REEE stop having differant opinions than meeeeee!
People like you have decimated any kind of reasonable discussion on this website. Go back to rebbit where you can maintain your precious safespace by banning anyone who expresses wrongthink

>this coming from a group of people who scream and cry and call people soyboys and present no reasonable argument whatsoever when they find out they like something they don't

The most ironic post I've seen all day. It's unbelievable how self unaware you retards are.
Go back to /pol/eddit.

Negroni

How do you know that, are you a time traveller? The only existing original recipe for a steam beer, ubiquitous among hundreds of brewers in CA in the late 1800's certainly with their own take on it, is Anchor Steam. Get better faggot, you don't know what pre prohibition microbreweries were brewing except that it wasn't feminized adjunct pisswater. Back in those days, you had to be a man, not a wannabe man drinking bud light and brandishing a popgun 'cause I have small uhh....hands.

Hopefully you got a blood red BAR-S dog for asthetics.

>Doesn't want cancer or tumors
>Drinks ICED water

Find me ice water outside of winter, in the wild. Shit isn't natural. That why we got so many cancers now. Alcohol and ancient man have always coexisted. Ice water outside of frozen wastelands hasn't.

they already make millions, besides small breweries aren't exactly "craft beer" but small industries, craft is when you do it in your garage with no sense of organization.

gtfo to pol and die Virgin for once and all
fucking incels I swear

anything you like is fine
You are an idiot if you actually care about what your avarage low testosterone /pol/tard thinks.

>picking anything other than water
Water is the only acceptable choice

>actually admitting that you are unfamiliar with steel reserve

based and underrated post