Is durian the prostate orgasm of fruits?

Is durian the prostate orgasm of fruits?

Smelly and overrated? Yeah

I'd say it's more like the prostate cancer of friits

Finally got my hands on one the other week. Def overhyped a bit but by no means bad. Incredibly sweet though, far worse than the smell. The smell I got used to pretty quickly and it didn't fill the house or anything but I stepped out for a bit and when I got back within a couple of feet of it it did hit me again. I ate half chilled down, the other half I did the common jam recipe - just reduced and reduced in a saucepan - left out any additional sugar, just used pink salt and a pinch of cayenne. Was really nice on a cransky. Alien as fuck thing to cut open.

>p orgasm
>overrated
roastie detected

ITT: Soybois

For liking it, disliking it or discussing it at all?

Fag

>Incredibly sweet though
I've heard people say it tastes sweet like some kind of custard.
But when I tried one it tasted (and smelled) like rotten onions and death. Repellant in every possible way.

I wonder if it has the same thing going on as Cilantro?

you propably were breathing to much while you ate it

For all the work that goes into it and how actually gay it is, yeah I'd say it's overrated

There are many breeds of durian. If you got the exported ones, they are never as good as the ones we get locally. If you ever come to Malaysia, try to find the Musang King variety.

Wasn't fresh-fresh. Grown in QLD, Aus, snap frozen and sent down to Melbourne. Sugary banana custard with a texture very close to kinda slimy but not unenjoyable. It was absolutely ripe when I had it too. A little greener might be good to try. Also think it'd make a dynamite sorbet.

Don't mind me just being the best fruit

>tomato is a fruit

that's persimmon

Lmao

Don't cut. Pull. It wants to be eaten, just not by tiny critters who won't move the seeds.

Likely this. I gave some to a fat guy and he hated it but all my thinbois react neutral or positive.

>enjoyed by gay cunts
>posted incessantly on Veeky Forums
>smelly and overrated

Guess so

plebian.

inconvenient grapes with lower nutrient content

Why are persimmons so comfy? They taste like how laying in bed on a cold Autumn evening feels

Fucking this.

>all that work

what work? an enema that takes no effort and 5 minutes with a vibrator egg is hardly work

>inconvenient

it's the easiest fruit to peel

No, durian exists.

Tasty and easily opened, but it's often messy and leaves everything sticky.

Very amazing, but sometimes they have an incredibly bitter after taste for no discernible reason (yes, they were ripe when I ate them). The russian roulette of fruits for me.

Grapes don't need to be peeled.

I eat clean, so I don't even need the enema if I play right after pooping. Platinum cure silicone toys so they can be pressure steamed.

Nothing even comes close.
Hail to the king, baby!

I just had a prostate orgasm and then ate a segment of durian.

You're delusional. And that wasn't durian.

By the way, if you have only tasted some imported/frozen/old specimen you are not qualified to answer.
The whole thing about it having a gross smell, putting it in the same category as something like surströmming, is a meme.

You're both gay

gay enough to have an otter bf

Finally, someone who knows their Durian

It's similarly addicting.

those fuckers taste like dish soap