Ketchup is the best condiment

All other dipping sauces are shit

>not mayonaise
>not fritesaus
>not peanut sauce
>not even curry ketchup
What the fuck is wrong with you, user?

Everything you just listed makes me gag

Agreed

funnily enough, cocks wasn't on my list. Got something you want to tell us, user? :)

Why does McDonalds ketchup taste different from regular? Tastes better IMO

>t. manchild

fuck off nigel

We only like ketchup because we are forced to eat it as kids. I couldn't eat it becauae of gastric reflux shit, and I thank the kord every day, after tasting it with a more developes pallete I nearly threw up.

It has love :) (and some kids spit and spunk)

T. Mayo shitter

I've noticed this too. Does it taste sweeter for you too user?

I am sorry about your physical disability but you should tone down the sour grapes just a tad.

I like maye in very few things actually, mustard is for men
Not a disability, my problems were as a small child who could get pretty fucked up shit like burning through my esophagus and getting shir into my lungs, nowdays I can eat anythinf, so I tried ketchup, several times and its always shit.

>Mustard
It's awful
Ketchup is superior in everyway

This statement alone is proof enough you are underage (at least in mind)

>not sriracha (or sriracha mayo)
>not hot sauce
>not stone ground mustard

Uhmmm... that's not how you spell sriracha

curry ketchup
curry ketchup
curry ketchup
curry ketchup

At mcdonalds their ketchup has the texture of paint thinner, I instead dip em in secret sauce

I fucking love perinaise

Step aside faggots

bbq or get out ->

perfect dipping sauce:
4 parts mayo
1 part ketchup
1 part mustard
1 part tobasco
dash or 2 of misses dash.
mix thoroughly.