I grant you 3 foodwishes

after all you're the Terrence Stamp - of your Arabian lamp

I would like some tea.

A pumpkin goat cheese ravioli recipe
A recipe for the perfect chocolate cake, one without frosting
Cure for depression

I would like to have some tea.

1. Everything tastes like crab
2. Ketchup easily comes out of my bottle but no one else's
3. Perfect poached salmon every time

>Fish stays fresh for much longer
>Vegans die
>I wish for your nose to grow every time I tell a lie
Then I would say "Your nose will grow in this very moment"

I wish i could eat any food without getting diarrhea.
t. only eats rice and not even nip

Until then, lowfodmap everything please.

Help me Obi-John you're my only hope.

1. Birthday pie is normal instead of birthday cake.
2. Bobby Flay is convicted of statutory rape.
3. Jack Scalfani becomes a good chef.

i second the pie

>never ending supply of fish
>never ending supply of pork
>never ending supply of veggies