I grant you 3 foodwishes

after all you're the Terrence Stamp - of your Arabian lamp

I would like some tea.

A pumpkin goat cheese ravioli recipe
A recipe for the perfect chocolate cake, one without frosting
Cure for depression

I would like to have some tea.

1. Everything tastes like crab
2. Ketchup easily comes out of my bottle but no one else's
3. Perfect poached salmon every time

>Fish stays fresh for much longer
>Vegans die
>I wish for your nose to grow every time I tell a lie
Then I would say "Your nose will grow in this very moment"

I wish i could eat any food without getting diarrhea.
t. only eats rice and not even nip

Until then, lowfodmap everything please.

Help me Obi-John you're my only hope.

1. Birthday pie is normal instead of birthday cake.
2. Bobby Flay is convicted of statutory rape.
3. Jack Scalfani becomes a good chef.

i second the pie

>never ending supply of fish
>never ending supply of pork
>never ending supply of veggies

1. Skirt steak and hangar steak back down to pre-hipster prices

2. Butcher shops.

3. gets his tea.

>Perfect poached salmon
>That tastes like crab
>People caring about ketchup
>When it just adds more crab flavor

Soda healthy
Peppermint flavored stuff available year-round instead of just in december
Give him tea

>not wanting extra crab flavor
lol

genie john is my ultimate sexual fantasy........

A lifetime supply of beluga caviar

A 1 inch thick wagyu kobe beef ribeye, weekly for life

Endless lifetime supply of jumbo lump crab meat

I wish food didn't make you fat
I wish food didn't cost anything
I wish gets his tea

I wish you would kys.

I wish you would be nicer
I want you to have the next two food wishes

I wish for a meal that will let me die quickly and painlessly but still be a pleasurable last meal in its own right. Wishes two and three will come after my meal is explained in enough detail for me to decide if it fits.

that last one though

I:give everyone good tea
II:make the Gordon Ramsey do the stanky leg every time he says "FUCK"
III:Jamie Oliver anime

A recipe for a cake that would give me wishes unrelated to food, the best breakfast i will ever taste, and a personal cooking class

1. A McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

I wish I could have at least double the caloric intake I got now without gaining weight
I wish vegetables, especially stuff like brussel sprouts and cauliflower would taste as good as bacon cheeseburger
I wish for every user to make it with their diet plans and weight loss