Why is Scotland the only place on Earth that can't figure out soda?

Why is Scotland the only place on Earth that can't figure out soda?

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I thought there were a few more places like inca cola in Peru and ayran in Turkey

They are enlightened.

They drink iron bru you ignorant wanker

Irn Bru, alcoholism, heroin.
Porridge wogs are still struggling to speak English.

based

I know they do, that's the evidence for why they don't understand soda, Irn Bru is sunset yellow poisoned trash.

what does irn bru taste like?

Piss and bubblegum

kind of like a less creamy orange cream soda

inca cola is made by the coca-cola company

It reminded me of one of those bad fruit flavored store brand versions of soda, also this:
>bubblegum

Irn Bru is good for you.

BACHHH. ONLY TWENTY THREE METERS

Pretty sure Pepsi is more popular than Coca-cola in a good chunk of Asia.

you dont like irn bru?

Scotland probably drinks more soda per capita than even USA. Ask for orange juice and you'll get Fanta.

This will change soon. A sugar tax is getting introduced and they've changed the Irn Bru recipe to avoid raising the price. The new product is pish. Loads of my mates have been buying up any of the old stuff they can find before it disappears completely.

Haha, how fucking dumb

>ayran
>soda

Which part?

In the state of South Australia (capital is Adelaide), a local brand of chocolate milk and ice coffee outsells Coca-Cola. It's apparently the only place on the planet flavoured milk outsells coke. No fucking idea why, I've never been there.

Coca-cola makes vodka?

>what does irn bru taste like?
Sugary sticky girders.

This is true btw

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farmers_Union_Iced_Coffee

Soda makes people fat

Not that user, but the sugar tax is retarded.

>last bastion against the Coca Cola menace

Sweden half-counts, too. Every winter they ditch the Enemy for delicious locally made julmust

To be far, Scotland probably needs it. They're even worse than America.

Not that it's going to help all the deep frying.

I tried Irn Bru
its just a watered down Pasito which is a cheap passionfruit soft drink here in Australia

You mean Passiona, don't you?

[citation needed]

Does noone else find it concerning how far this company has gotten?