Chinese Takeaway Thread

What is your favourite dish?

Kung pao chicken, because I'm boring asf.

mmm sesame chicken like a real burbbro

I'm even more boring than you. Orange chicken for me.

That looks like a big slop of shit.

pad thai if not explicitly "chinese"

otherwise I'm on that chow mein dick

But it tastes like heaven and that's what matters.

The beef, always the beef.

dumplings

chicken lo mein

For me it is lo main. Because sometimes I want spaghetti that doesn't have tomato sauce on it. That's when I get Chinese food.

Usually like a stir-fried vegetable and rice dish with some meat. I never know what to order though. I think I like egg-fu-yun or whatever its called but I haven't seen it in ages.

let me print out the mona lisa and have you taste it

stickomeat

For me, it's the SweetFire Chicken Breast from Panda Express! The crunchy coating, savory chicken, spicy pepper flakes, and sweet pineapple combine to create an addicting flavor one just can't resist. At only $6 a bowl, how can one resist such a delectable temptation?

But do they let black people touch your food?

Black is seen as an ill omen.

What difference does it fucking make? Even if they do they'd have gloves on.

I don't want blacks touching my food or working anywhere near what I'll eat.

Boneless Spare Ribs.

Sesame Chicken is also great.

Bourbon Chicken too.

I wish blacks didn't exist to be honest. Anything they are good for the Mexicans can do better

Can't go wrong with Beef and Broccoli!

Sesame prawn toast
Peking chicken
Egg fried rice
Prawn crackers

I knew a lot of Ethiopians that were kickass people; I mean inspiring sweet living angels. The other people from the continent were shit though.

You can't judge everyone the same but it's a pretty good indication.