Al/ck/

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>go 5 days sober
>feel okay
>have a massive, massive craving for drunkedness tonight

FUCK

Literally exactly the same. The instant I begin to feel better the cravings thunder in. ‘Hurr I’ve proven to myself I can do it, I feel human again, so why not just have one last bender’ - then a month later I’m in a cell withdrawing

Drank half of this yesterday and just finished the second half. Looking forward to another night of loud music, leash porn, and projectile vomitting topped up with a signature homemade grilled cheese. Currently going to stumble out into my backyard and watch the sunset.

Oh and I do mean literally btw. I’m on day 5, and the cravings began like 2 hours ago. Worse still a friend has let me stay at her place, she’s asleep and her kitchen is stacked full of wines

Would you really steal wine from her? Or does she not care?

So just have a drink. Just don't over do it, and make sure to call it tapering. You'll be fine.

>t. satan

Dude I’d donkey punch a baby for alcohol if I felt I needed a drink.
WILL NOT DO IT. Will ALMOST CERTAINLY not do it. I’m POSITIVE that I might not do it.

Id punch you if I was there. Forget internet tough guy shit, I don’t intend this to turn into an argument here, I just need you to know that you are an absolute fool and that I would break your fucking nose. You do not belong here. I hope you one day experience alcoholism. Moron.

I was there before you got pubes. And you retards are your own proof that tapering is just a jerkoff to feel like less shit for a couple of days.

Yes. That is all; yes.

Guess this isn’t the community for you then. It’ll be tough but in time I think we’ll be ok with your leaving.

Nah. I'll keep giving advice and pissing on your "problem" in the meantime. I got over it before it killed me, and I didn't even have a resident shit talker to check my bullshit. You're lucky.

Imagine being so far up your own ass you turned into this guy.

Jesus, this is world class butthurt

Cravings (physical) tend to come in waves. Everytime you resist the waves get smaller and further spaced.
So tell me about two hour cravings?

Man i with you. Cold turkey is the only way.
Inb4 death, brain damage and seizures.
Hey we're alks, already brain damaged.

Remember this the next time you thank someone for knowing exactly what you're going through and giving you some advice.

A few days ago I posted about how my sexy neighbor asked me out.

We hung out last night, She was pretty cool.

We watched forensic files all night and drank vodka and beer, She sucked my dick then I fell asleep.

overall 10/10 night, I hope I see her later. She texted me a few times today saying she "likes my personality"

t. 14yo know it all. Shoo, ignoramus

How old is your sexy neighbor?

No you didn't.

I'm 28, She's 26.

I was working on my project car a couple days ago and drinking jim beam and coke out of a gatorade bottle in my driveway and she awkwardly asked me out out of no where.

I was kind of shocked she asked me out and almost didn't respond quickly enough.

She's a fun girl, I really like her.

She's super awkward unless she's drinking though

Post project car with timestamp or stop larping.

No person knows exactly what any other person is going through. I know this will come as a shock to you, but it’s a big world out there and your blatantly minuscule experience with alcoholism does not make you an expert, capable of curing every sufferer simply by being an obnoxious little shit. It’s something no psychiatrist, no doctor, no alcoholic has achieved in the history of mankind, by any method. Stop digging and fuck off before you humiliate yourself further.

You sound like a snowflake numale. Your problem isn't new or unique, it's an age old problem that's been figured out already. Knock it off or quit bitching about it.

fuck off with your "community" bullshit, asshole. Why do you think we're all anonymous? Go to reddit for your hugbox faggotry.

this
it better be a supra or you're a faggot

I cannot even be bothered to respond. I’m going to ignore you, happy in the knowledge that you simply cannot be so stupid that you don’t realise how much al/ck/ is cringing at your ignorance. Damn kids.

What about an 98 fto mitsi

Figured out? Enlighten me user.

It's simpler than you'd ever imagine. Stop buying alcohol. It doesn't just show up at your house. So knock it off.

Have a glass of water, go for a walk, have a shower. Do stuff to change your mind.
It'll pass.

>already brain damaged
Well no, not if you always tapered properly.

>She's super awkward unless she's drinking though
That's how many of us started drinking, using alcohol as anxiolytic for social anxiety.
Try not to turn her into one of us if she's still normie.

>tfw learned to cook and work out 3 times a week but still no gf to hold in my newly buff arms

Time to eat like shit and drink heavily

>just stop
Yeah tried that, didn’t work.
May be quite literally the most retarded person I’ve ever seen on Veeky Forums, congrats

Or you could work on not being a retard by going out and talking to people.

>FWD
lmao no

Did you "try" by going to stores that sell alcohol and looking at it? Or did you try by fucking off to somewhere else?

Shush now, the thread can only contain so much cringe

It would seem as though I am currently 0.193% blood alcohol content, I have 166ml of ethanol left in me and I have drank 228ml which is roughly 18.01 "standard drinks". It will take 12 hours and 18 minutes to get to .5 BAC. This is what rupissed.com tells me

Interesting, I think they changed things, also check my grammar. Damn near perfect in spite of all the alcohol.

noice!

Yep brain damaged.
Cold turkey. Only way ma man

Well, cant argue with that logic.
So how do i apply it at family and friend get togethers?

Cold turkey half-blinded me in one eye, can’t see a damn thing from it due to brain lesions in the part of my brain which deals with sight. The tinnitus sucks too. Wouldn’t recommend

Yup fwd.
Have you ever driven one?
There is something so good about a powerful, lightweight fwd pulling you round than a rwd wasting power pushing you.

228ml at 18 standard? Wtf you drinkin?

Do you still drink?

You don't need friends and family. You don't need people.
You don't need food either, since food stores also have alcohol and you should avoid them. Only have pizzas delivered. Delicious pizzas. And nobody but your waifu.

Yeah.

Shouldn't you fags be on /b/? Veeky Forums is a respectable board, get lost.

Sorry my man, i do need friends and family. After the hell i put them through. They never wrote me off. Bridges aren't easy to repair, but when someone you love is still standing on the other side of a broken bridge...
Fuck me im a lucky man.

okay my alcohol craving went away

wew

Hey lads, just came from /asp/ for the NXT Takeover show. Was pretty dope. How y'all doing

Yeah grog fuct me night vision. Hate drivin when dark n rainy. But that happened before cold turkey.

Not mine. Can’t tell if it’s making me shake or not. Can’t think why it would, but even though I’m 5 days clean and full of lorazepam, I’m sweating and shaking. There are like 25 bottles of chateaneuf du pape, Chardonnay, champagne - all sorts, a 15 second sneak away from where I’m laying.
I mean, she’d kick me out and never speak to me again (again), plus I’m 150 miles away from home and banned from driving (again), but still.

Lol
Veeky Forums respectable.
Lol

Lorazepam is not clean

Did you post this because you’re hoping I’ll clarify, or just for the sake of pedantry?

Pedantry.
Not ashamed that i had to look it up.

K. Well yeah, I’m not clean, im using lorazepam, but that’s all. Unless I open the bottle I’m now looking at. Which I obviously will. So very much not clean.

With just a touch of honesty.

Is it normal when you're sweating and they don't ask you for id wheb buyong hard liquor even though when i try to buy beers at the super market they ask me for id? Seems like the lady knew whatsup.

You sound like a douche.

They don't want to be robbed by a fat person. It's normal.

regular drunk and regular gas, mom just came in and said "did you shit yourself again? " I've never shit myself and I just moved back in a week ago.

I'm not fat though. Pretty fit looking compared to most people in my neighboorhood.

sweats are so embarassing. its winter and i get them when its cold outside. im wearing a light shirt and long pants. no coat or anything. sweating like a pig when i deal with cashiers. so embarassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe because underage people look nervous/sweaty when trying to buy booze.
Laughed.

Wait I’m () not sure I understood. You’re asked for ID when sweating, or you’re not?

After I wake up and start drinking again I get this rush of adrenalin. Is this the start of the slope?

Iktf. I'll go out drinking with friends and by the time I'm starting to feel good they are fucked up and I'm sitting there like 'wtf guys'.

And then we get kicked out because my friends are bums.

You drink first thing when you wake up? You are long past "starting" anything.

its not adrenaline, its an endorphin rush. i.e. the reason people drink. your problem as an alcoholic is that you get may more of an endorphin rush than non-alcoholics, which explains your preoccupation and obsession with alcohol

You only get a rush because you know you're doing something bad. When I was a teen smoking and drinking would get me so excited that I would get a boner.

Well, fuck.

my dog just spent the past two hours dying in my lap so now I'm downing godfathers in the dark

he was a good doggo. may he rip.

my upstairs neighbor's dog died yesterday
saw him on the balcony crying
tried to help him through it, i think he's doing better

Cat died in the same way for me the other day. Saw her fading in and out of life before my eyes. Cried like a bitch all day. 20 years of my life spent caring for that damn cat.

Dogs are too good for us. rip.

If it makes you feel better (I actually dunno if it makes you feel worse I’m sorry) my doggers were being cute and lovey today

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puppers are important, make sure they always know how much

This THREAD IS DEAD. I just beat blue smelter on my ds2 all bosses run. Going for all them frozen niggas.
Anyone here doing something interesting?

there is a really fast rhythmic pounding coming from the next apartment over...no it's not THAT it's way too fast, it sounds like something mechanical...any thoughts?

i really don't think it's THAT, it's going at like 200 beats per minute

Could stop doing wrong, start doing right...

I'm asked for ID when buying beers. but when im in the liqour store they never ask. And somehow when i buy hard liqour i always sweat.