WEBM Thread

Anything food related but preferably less Tasty or Jack shit.

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That is some god damn dedication right there.

He has a whole channel where he makes tons of stuff like that.

Requesting Jack and/or Tasty webms.

>japanese cooking
pfffttt thats just hong shao rou done badly and with some gratuitous steps added

Hey OP, this isn't WEBMs, but it's the best food channel on youtube. shitty production values, but he has more knowledge than eight chef johns. all of the recipes of his that i've made are incredible. this bourguignon video is a fucking masterclass.
youtube.com/watch?v=Oje7vtynhPc

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Why the fuck is he doing this and how the fuck is he doing this.
Imagine if had a little tiny human that lives there.
Would be funny.

That's actually pretty sad, really. It's like a little girl playing with a doll house. This grown man reminds me of the sad old foamers who play with model trains in their retirement.

That looks like a big slop of shit

Fuck you, fag, trains are cool.

Most of the nutrients are in the bones so you want to eat the whole fish.

>phallic objects arouse me!

youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

M8, if your dick looks like a steam locomotive I recommend you see a doctor.

>that video is nearly 8 years old
No. I refuse.

Good job proving my point about how foamers behave like autistic children. Now can we not do this here. Please stay in your containment board.

looks like william shatner's spoken word career didn't pay off after all

You're the one foaming at the mouth because people like a thing you don't.
But yes, back to food posting.

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honestly the tiny cooking is very arousing

Ah, the big slop of shit fountain, just what I wanted at my wedding reception.

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>take thing
>put it on rice
wow ingenious

You wouldn't eat an Anime, would you?

Anime is gross.

I want to fuck that cake

Seems like a waste of wagyu tenderloin.

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>heh that's just chink shit with fancier steps done better
wow you sure know your japanese culture! tell us more!

why is Jeb! trying to sell me a blender
does he blend his guac?

>not posting the superior version.

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It is his goal in life to blend everything.

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hey guys

how do I make these cool webm thingies?

I really want to get into this whole Veeky Forums thing

Google webm for retards.

>all natural material found in food
that's a complicated way to say "cinnamon" or Macha

Gaki no Tsukai is the greatest thing ever.

Floofy.

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two nukes weren't enough

A sixty ton angel falls to the earth...

More tiny food.

'go 'lete

a classic, but good webm.

2 cups of baking powder in each omelette?

What are talking about, this is prime example of us converting them to cow and chicken in place of eating whale and dolphin.

FUCK YOU WHALE
AND FUCK YOU DOLPHIN

Oops, meant this for

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Jeb! finally finds his calling

I FUCKING HATE RICH MORONS WHO FUCKING PUT WATER IN THE FOUNTAIN TO MAKE IT MORE "liquidy"
FUCK YOU MONICA

Jeb is a mess.

unrelated. just saw this at i.4cdn.org/wsg/1517070326424.webm

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Remember when SNL was funny?

yes,

It's been a long long time.

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knee deep in the eggs

Tiny food.

I'm just making more tiny food ones unless someone wants something more interesting before I get too drunk.

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your mom is gross

My mom is dead.

Even more gross. Old gross dead bitch

Thanks, I've been working out.

um

You have a good night sir.

No ja/ck/ = I'm OUT!

I'm amazed we've gone this long without them.

ONE MIRRION DORRAR, FIRFY GAIJIN!

I'm enjoying them

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>Spinich
Mildly upset

Comfy

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So it's either
>a skit
>guy visiting west coast from east again
>guy that had a stressful day and eats to heal the pain

I'm surprised they haven't added cheese to their desserts

This guys trying to look cool while almost making something decent. Was on board with everything but the pile of large salt and the 3 sauces

I enjoyed that

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Christ that's obnoxious.

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Is frosting the Veeky Forums version of hotglue?

Why do they cover their mouths like that when they eat, are they going to puke?

I understand testing the blender but drinking it?

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heh

Aaah, I remember.

Was that a Doki Doki Literature Club joke?

Ohh man for some reason that brought back some crazy blast from the past memories. I am a fan of the shitty harmless practical joke on the grounds that life should not be taken to seriously. One time when I was wooing a woman I told her i'd come over and make tacos she was excited. I took the first tortilla from the pack and punched out 6 tiny tortillas with a shotglass and did them the same as the other tacos just tiny. I served those first and she was super confused then thought it was funny after I actually showed the real tacos. Cooking can get you laid man. Now I am kinda sad. Not because I don't get laid, but because I don't do that shit anymore. Life needs more whimsy. Fucking nostalgia.

Or he just got out of prison.

Cute. I'm going to try something like this with my daughter when I next have her. Can't get a stove that looks like a real stove, but I'm sure I can jigger up something suitable.

>"Thanks, but could you split it up equally onto plates please?"

this actually makes the most sense