*makes your board obsolete*

Imagine doing shit like this on a site like this and believing you're defending the glory of western culture

>no penis
nigger what's the point

There were lots of different types of Soylent. Only one of them was made of people, and you could only get it once a week.

>implying I'm defending anything
I just like to shitpost, nigger

>can't even breed with yours
It's like you don't want to blast that bitch full of thick fertile loads. R u gay user?

>can't even shitpost in 2018 without some leftypol/pol fagaloon getting asshurt
what a time to be a live.

soyboy posting has gotten old and tiresome.
Also newfags think it's true.

>implying driving memes into the ground and making newfags believe them isn't the best part
You fell for the soyboy meme didn't you bud.

No. If soy was all it took to me cute and feminine I would be much happier.

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Well, you got caught, what's the next step in your master plan?

If soylent wasnt made from soy and used GMOs, then I would probably buy this. But its not, so its shit

Despite being a total meal replacement and cheaper than food as a whole, it is still way to expensive for what it is. If I'm gonna be giving up taste I better be something some BIG money.

I did not mean to reply.

>meal replacement
No.

Why not?

That's literally what it's marketed as you nigger.

I entreat you to attempt to live on only soylent for more than five weeks and show us that you're still a fully functional human

Wow it's almost like thousands of people have done that already and there are hundreds of examples online.
Soylent is dumb, but you're just being retarded.

>still

Went and checked their website. If I wanted to eat 2000 calories a day of this shit it would cost $440/mo. I eat more than that and spend less, so no thanks.

>fully functional human
Guarantee every link you can give me for proof is a rail thin desk work faggot. Please please please link me to someone actually active that has done this shit for longer than it takes to make a YouTube video about it

Not you're personal google slut, faggot.

>believing you're defending the glory of western culture
No one's claiming that, soyboy.

>no, YOU prove my point
hahahaha

You were the one who tries to make a point, though?

This desu. I'm disappointed that soyboy is just a meme.

It looks like it has the texture, consistency, and taste of whey protein. Would be surprised if it had similar nutrition profile too.

dont you dare!!!!

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Huel

Jimmy Joy (formerly Joyent) ingredients
s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/jimmy-joy/app/public/ckeditor_assets/attachments/313/regular_site.pdf

Please please please provide proof or an argument supporting your initial claim that Soylent is not a meal replacement, instead of moving goalposts and spouting ad hominems.

>muh goalposts

t. soyboy

I may be a soyboy but you're a dumbboy.

And there we are.

It just clicked. These soyboy posters are cryptofeminists trying to convince us that people with high estrogen are smarter.

>people with high estrogen
You mean /pol/?

Soy can never actually give you high estrogen. The phytoestrogens step on their own toes and lower the efficiency of estrogen absorption.
If a woman or tranny in hrt consumes too many phytoestrogens their estrogen levels will go down. Do your research, faggot.

Let me rephrase. These people posting about "soyboys" are etc.

My post was admittedly clumsy, but I would think my intention could have been interpolated from the term "cyptofeminist."

The true Ubermensch

imagine having so little test that you actually cry when somebody points out that you're a soyboy numale (actually a ShareBlue shill trying to effeminize Veeky Forums for $0.25 per post)

upgrade ur ship faggot

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That shit is fucking expensive, you could make gruel with all the same nutrients for 1/10 the price.
Taste would be as disgusting too.

and wouldn't be packed with soy either

Imagine being this butthurt.

I don't know why, but this picture gives me the urge to say " thanks doc".

Is your gf Korean or a white girl tryina stunt

This picture is amazing, soyboys btfo. Moar

But but but think of the soy boys:^)

"People will always be willing to pay more for the real thing."
-Sam Neill 'Daybreakers'

*costs $450 for a month's supply*
get the cost down to $200-300 including shipping and then you'll be on to something

Oh, and it doesn't make food obsolete because they had to roll back on the "you can eat NOTHING but Soylent" sales pitch.
Go check their website. They don't advocate Soylent as a COMPLETE meal replacement anymore, which makes it Slimfast-tier.

Imagine caring about what people post on Veeky Forums enough to act this superior.

You guys have stopped rioting like assholes to come post on Veeky Forums? Don’t you get paid less for this?

That movie kind of sucked.

I’m surprised they didn’t go ahead and make their product green while they were at it.

It really could've been better. It was kinda creepy as fuck though; the whole concept of humanity being extinct with just a few being hunted for food by our replacement.

Wine bottles full of blood and coffee shops selling special bloods was creepy too.

>20% daily nutrition in every convenient bottle.
You can’t have 3 a day and get 100% RDA. It also would be insufficient on a meal plan of less than 5 meals a day to replace any one or more meals with this.

>your

Sounds better than soylent. At least there are a few recognizable food items in that list.

I was just wondering to myself if the sudden large uptick in people talking about traps and “boipucci” and all that aren’t secretly lefties trying to either normalize it to the Veeky Forums community and/or pretend like a lot of Veeky Forums already is on board with their desires. Then again, I suppose it could be both since a lot of the people on here are just the honest Democrats who aren’t trying to pretend they’re not racist.

Yes, I realize that a vast majority are probably sarcastic and just shit posting.

If Soylent is going to make various color versions of their product I demand to see a green version.

>Underrated.

not if someone is still making that 'go 'za out there I can buy and eat

plus, Soylent shills are the worst

Soylent is great. It encourages natural selection by making the people dumb enough to drink it infertile.

>actually believing this
You're right, humanity is fucked, if it lets retards of this magnitude survive.

they should just call it soyboy. There's no lentils so calling it soylent is false advertising.

Are you serious?! I had looked at their website briefly but hadn’t checked the cost.

Even though you are correct about “$200-$300” being a much closer target, that would still be outrageous. My boyfriend and I spend about $50-60 a week on groceries for the entire week’s worth of meals for us both plus others too a lot of times AND we both eat a lot. Spending $200+ for 1 month for 1 person’s “meals” - or worse, this AND STILL having to buy groceries for that “sensible dinner” is crazy.

The powder comes down to $1.55 per 400 kcal, which means ~$8 per day for a 2000 kcal diet.

Bitch it's not soylent green.

It's soylent cream

webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/news/20080723/soy-foods-sperm-concentration-link

>link is inconclusive, sample is too small, other factors were ignored in the analysis
RIghty-o then.

>My boyfriend and I spend about $50-60 a week on groceries for the entire week’s worth of meals for us both plus others too a lot of times AND we both eat a lot. Spending $200+ for 1 month for 1 person’s “meals” - or worse, this AND STILL having to buy groceries for that “sensible dinner” is crazy.
I cook for myself, take lunches to work, and dine in at home probably only 4 nights a week. I spend roughly $80-130/week at the grocery. I do get my household goods there, too, detergents, paper goods, ziplocs, that kind of thing.

I watched Black Mirror, too.

>failed young business guy decides to create product
>product is put together in dirty warehouse
>food supplement so no FDA
>charges an arm and a leg
>shills on any board that will tolerate him
>claims he's trying to change the world
>Soylent
>might as well eat sea monkeys

That’s exactly my issue with that.
I don’t have time for breakfast every morning but I still manage to pick up a croissant or a small muffin on my way to work.

jesus christ, i was wondering why it seemed so familiar.

*reduces testosterone drastically while increasing estrogen, thus creating more and more soyboy snowflakes*

>believes anything he's told as long as it makes him feel special

>seamonkeys
>even the males have several tits

liking science is for soyboys?

Global Rules, ...no racism outside /b/

Is this the product that kills the stupid "soyboy" maymay??

OP must live a sad, tasteless life.

"Yes, I will consign myself to a life of consuming only this artificial pap, in lieu of the "hassle" of creating delicious meals with actual foodstuffs".

May you go to your grave, with the cloying taste of artificial vanilla flavoring and spirulina on your tongue.

Uh, since when?

Last tuesday

not just liking it, but FUCKING LOVING it
and by science, Bill Nye & Star Wars etc
it's the Soylent® lifestyle

Huh, neat I guess

>not just liking it, but FUCKING LOVING it
I think being excited about science is a good thing considering how many people are ignorant and against it. That image makes the "anti-soyboys" look like they're also anti-science.

it's more of a shallow, superficial love of pop-science like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, The Big Bang Theory, Dr. Who, Bill Nye, etc that confirms whatever weird social agendas are popular at the time and makes them feel smarter than le dumb racist redneck christian conservatives

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.