What's your favorite recipe for crab, Veeky Forums?

Personally I'm "boil in a huge fuck-off communal pot" traditionalist.

Crab rangoon. It's befitting for a suave slick gangster like me.

crab linguine

What is a rangoon anyway?

A sort of a star shaped shell.

Capital of Burma/Myanmar. The country where that SJW hero betrayed the SJWs by finally getting power and then not caring about Muslims being slaughtered and raped on her soil.

Wait what?

Their military started burning down Rohingya villages last year and there are a lot of reports of rape, as tends to happen when soldiers are allowed to behave without accountability.

>Typhoon shelter crab (Chinese: 避風塘炒蟹), a dish served in many Hong Kong Chinese restaurants, is believed to have originated from the typhoon shelters.[2] It is commonly prepared with crab meat, garlic, scallion, red chili and black beans

Everything is wrong with this picture. why does she bite it like that if she doesn't even pull it from it's shell?

She's not very smart, user. She put all her points into explosions and none into intelligence, be nice.

>typhoons shelters
Are these a thing in Asian? Can you not just hunker down in you house?

People eat king crab legs like that sometimes

>In its usual form, a typhoon shelter is in the form of a bay or a cove, with a narrow opening for access, as most of the opening to the seas are blocked by a man-made breakwater.

>A typhoon shelter, as its name suggests, is used by small to medium ships as a shelter against gale-force winds and rough seas during a typhoon strike. It is also used to moor yachts, the shelter in Causeway Bay in Hong Kong is often used for that purpose, and some typhoon shelters have wharves for cargo.

Looks like a big slop of shit.

This

And classic SF garlic roasted Dungeness, pic related

Mah niggie!

Freshly boiled, crack it yourself and don't forget to eat the edible organs. Otherwise, I always love a good crab cake or rangoon.

Goddammiy that gif is triggering me. Who the hell bites through the meat like that instead of gripping and pulling the whole thing out?!

A girl you'd like to kiss

Piss off, you fucking weeb.

That doesn't make it any less wrong

I love me some stuffed soft shell crab

I like cream cheese.