Breakfast

Most sources I googled say 2500 cal for a man

Lol

OP gave us OC...

I made this the other morning, it was going to be a long day of hunting so i decided to have hard breakfast.

in order of bottom to top.
>toast
>Cream Spinach and onions with garlic
>Venison onion Sausage
>Scrambled egg
>toast

>Bologna on bread
>not fried
what a waste

soup looks good though.

Looks like a big slop of shit.

have some fruit next time

i bet you have a wife or gf or fiancee

>fiancee
who's Luger do you think this is?

Buy some real plates.
Why are so many Americans using disposable ones? fuck

when you live in a sort of shack, its easier to replace plates than to keep real ones. Especially when you have to wash your dishes in your bathroom sink.

>who's Luger do you think this is?
your fiancee's

Bobby Sue, Billy Bob's sister/fuck, keeps breaking all the dinnerware in the singlewide when she gets pissed at her bf, Tyrone, because he went back to Shaniqua for a few days. Hence, paper plates until the next welfare check.

>chop

>a literal nazi posting here
i cant even

Cooking
Noun
>the practice or skill of preparing food by combining, mixing, and heating ingredients.

yup, she has great taste.

Bologna fried....

Like toasty pepperoni on a pizza?

Nigga you fat

saved to my Veeky Forums folder as "dwarven hot dog"

No need to call this user this, there is no fried chicken, watermelon and grape drink present.

Rate my breakfast
- sunny side up fresh egg (pastured hens)
- beet tops
- sauerkraut
- full fat yogurt with blueberry and walnuts/pecans
- beef broth and beet juice

perfect breakfast m8
what about that cup? did you made it? you know where i can get it? what material is made off?

Almost literally only carbs. Disgusting.

I like you.

Mirin your beef broth for brekkie...

If you are a Veeky Forums Veeky Forums crossover I hope you have seen this.

imgur.com/gallery/BWnHF

An average adult male consumes in excess of 20.000 calories a day, dumb twink.

Not op, but that's just a ceramic mug. Google ceramic pottery mug and you should be able to find something similar

thank you m8 i fucking love that cup

or crime.

Thanks :3 The cup is from a local potter, it's called stoneware though that's a pretty general term. This one is maybe 15 years old, last I was there yhey still make mugs in the general shape but are doing a different style of glazing. I dont think they have an online store. There might be some cool potters near you?

Thanks, wishing you many luxurious breakfasts

Feels good man. I like to keep a pot simmering almost constantly, adding water as I use it. It's so much easier when it's hot and ready rather than cold in the fridge and with the long cook feels like I'm getting most out of the bone.

>bologna
Disgusting

Jesus fucking christ, user. C'mon.

>TWO sandwiches
>milk
>soup for some reason

How do you fucks eat so much? I can barely eat more than 2 eggs in the morning.

Why you such a chump?

Not pictured was the El Yucateco Mayan Sauce I dosed the eggs with.

Breddy tasty.

Those Kirkland Signature mixed nuts?

you have no culture.

That's not mccarty is it?

I have 2 hash browns, baked beans and scrambled eggs for breakfast every Monday. Is this bad for you?

>Is this bad for you?
no, not really. It depends on how much you eat and what you do through out the day.

>i have a micropenis so i have to post my penis surrogate popgun in a pic of food to prove i'm a man
You're worse than an attention whoring gril. Just transition already.

Beef broth? Do you just drink that or pour it over shit?
Everything else makes perfect sense to me though.

>I felt the need to make fun of others on an anonymous internet imageboard
Pathetic

>oh no, someone has hobbies i dont agree with.
>I should insult them so they know how much i dont like it.
I like guns and i like food.

post more guns please

Excess sodium/10

What cheese should I use on eggs?

American, the only cheese*.

*Cheese Product

Ive run out of pictures with food and differnt guns.

sooooo liquor and guns.

>i'm such a mewling dickless faggot i have to complain about actual men who shoot back
>a bloo bloo bloo

thank

thought that's an alpirsbacher, but it's just a franziskaner

I wish I knew how to get Alpirsbacher dunkelbrau in the states but I think it wouldn't be as good as I remember it.

ITT: /k/fag gets buttblasted and his penis envying circlejerkers start wailing and gnashing their teeth.

>gun 1000$
>plate 0.08$
>knife 20$
>cutting bored 5$
>Libtards bitching about your gun....Priceless.

Kirkland Signature Unsalted Mixed Nuts

My nigga.

youtube.com/watch?v=x7EF44y3X3Y

Pecans get a weird texture when mixed with other nuts.

user, you are just nuts....

>unsalted
Godly taste, my friend

You attempted to make breakfast and instead made half a lunch and half a supper. Proud of your silly mistake or perhaps completely oblivious, you decided to post your fuck-up to Veeky Forums to relish perversely in the ensuing admonishment.

Looks tasty, save for that shit-looking toast.

Stomach judges none.

That's not a breakfast.

Has anyone tried peanut butter spread on french toast? I want to find ways to stack protein on shit without bringing in more carbs, and I like french toast.

i am a 182 cm tall male with an office job. I need at most 2000 more like 1900.

so way too much food there (at least for one meal)

Perhaps that's the case for man(lets)

That egg looks perfect

how can you eat so much user

Here ya go.

0/10 breakfast

Americans will say this is disgusting

It is. Your tableware is pathetic. Is that a children's set?

It’s the fish in which it was cooked, genius. It’s only me eating so I’m not gonna make a plate dirty just to eat a trout.

>fish
Dish.
It was delicious af btw. Trout, thyme, garlic, ginger, lemon. No sugar, no butter, no sugar, no added fat, no sugar, no treacle, no sugar, no chocolate, no sugar and no sugar. Not expecting amerilards to like it.

That is disgusting. Do you live in a 3rd world prison or something?

Ignorant peasant.
thecornishfishmonger.co.uk/seatrout.html

What does that link have to do with anything, or the fact that what you posted is disgusting? Are you high or something?

It's ok to be jealous and poor, user. It's not your fault that fresh, organic food is so alien to you. Poor dumpling.

Cheesy morning fix incoming.

Nuked to perfection.

Did I hit cheesiest heaven, Veeky Forums?

Since my thread got deleted, I'll just post here. I was rolling for egg based breakfast, and I made the first user's choice.
>eggs in a basket with mushrooms and cheese
I sauteed the mushrooms with some shallot in butter and seasoned with salt and pepper. Cooked the eggs in a basket on one side, and (after purusing my cheese drawer) decided to make a parmesan crust on the other side. So, i coated the other side before flipping in finely grated parmesan, flipped, and raised the heat slightly so I'd get a crust while keeping soft yolks. Plated it, and topped with the mushrooms and added some grape tomatoes I blistered in the pan alongside.
Unfortunately my lighting is shit, so it doesn't look as nice in the pic as it did in real life. I also took a close up where you can actually see the parmesan crust. Whatever....

>implying Americans don't eat fresh fish for breakfast.
Nigger, you're dumb.

Fish good with eggs as breakfast.

are you the guy with the fiancee who has a luger

i thought this was french toast with chocolate sauce and cherries.

either way, eggs in a basket with shroomies and matoes still sounds good

I couldn't be that accomplished, while eating my favorite tendies.

Seems like an odd combination to me, but you do you, pardner!