Fuck/marry/kill

fuck review person
kill the chink
marry guy for the money and the fact he's a good person

Can someone shop guy as a pretty woman

fuck: mikey chen
marry: review brah
kill: guy fieri

Mikey Chen is probably the fittest out of the three, so he would probably be the best fuck.

Review brah seems neat and clean and his personality is calm, soothing, and direct so he'd probably be a pleasure to live with.

Guy Fieri really doesn't deserve to die, but I wouldn't want to fuck or marry him, cause I don't find him physically attractive and I find some of his mannerisms (like sticking his fingers in and tasting ingredients while other people are trying to cook) to be kind of annoying. And since the only other option besides fuck and marry is kill...

It might be possible for reviewboi, but you're asking too much with guy. He'd just look like an unconvincing drag queen.

>not wanting a qt husbando and his disembodied cameraman

Middle dude looks like a young version of jackie chan

Nah, he comes off as if he's having some sort of brain damage. It's sort of endearing tho

marry chef john and marco
fuck gordon
kill all three when i get bored

I don't know why I have these saved

*Vinny

...

kek

Lookin' sexy.

>now this is flavortown

Kick the other guys asses with MPW, have a good dinner, and then part ways until the next time.

I don't even know who the literal who chink in the middle is.

Kill all 3.

Jackie Chen's estranged son Mike

He's like Mark Weins, but not so much of a retard mong.

New challenger appears

Is this his actual sister or just a girl that looks a lot like him?

kill joey, fuck reviewbrah's pale boihole, be a loving wife to steve and eat MREs forever.

Pretty sure that Veeky Forums's top sleuths confirmed it's not his sister.
He seems like an only child anyway.

Dis nigga knows

You guys, you guys. You're missing the real mvp

This is the correct answer.