Did you find everything okay?

south korea has one of the lowest birth rates in the world. their uguu~ porcelain skin doesn't make up for their ridiculous awkwardness and honoru society

yes I would be interested in joining your bag club young man, is there a secret to getting in?

She'd be cute if she had a penis

>how DARE that smug washed-up cunt tell me I’m in the wrong line

>tfw 23 and a stressful life wreaked havoc on my face and i will never achieve qt status

>ITEM IS NOT IN SYSTEM PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

They won't be good until they stop idiot proofing them and preventing me from scanning more than 1 item every 10 seconds.
I can't even multiply an item or reswipe it quickly to get them all.

is this a real picture of her? hahaha holy fuck get rekt you stupid bitch

Tbqh she passes as cis but only barely

t. /lgbt/

>t./lgbt/
/fag/ would be shorter

>did you find everything okay?
If I hadn't, what could you do about it?
>did you remember to bring your own bags?
What do you think these are?
>did you want to sign up for our club card?
I've had a club card since before you were old enough to work here.

(There's a reason self-check lanes were invented).

in my store, it's all dependant on when the item registers on the checkout scale.
use one item to scan, and place the other item on the scale.
usually, the faster you do this, the faster it will let you scan the next item

Y-yeah you too.
*accidentally touches his hand while taking the grocery bags from him*
O-oh I'm so sorry.

Yeah, she’s one of those “cute” girls redditors always talk about. The minute people started idolizing “cute” things is the same moment all standards for everything crashed to the ground. “OMG Becky, you’re tps reports look so cute!

>tfw “passes as cis” is now an exceptional quality for a woman

Hmmm, is one of the benefits of membership getting a free date with a cute boy like you?

Neck yourself

>go to Hannafords
>just want to get my food and go home
>cashier asks me if I'm in their membership program
>no
>do you want to sign up
>no
>clearly and legitimately retarded bag boy says "you suuuure we got a lift a great deals"

Look you fucking retarded faggot I don't give a shit about your fucking program and I'm not going to change my mind and sign up because you fucking hassle me about it in the check out lane

get a load of this queer

you're a guy aren't you

NEED to fug his cute boipussy

For what it's worth, employees are required to ask these questions.

no they aren't

we don't have Target in Canada though

>>What are the benefits of this card?
this is where the next customer stabs you

Y..you to?

Only bisexual white men are good at this game. Everyone else has a significant and obvious bend to an arbitrary and self-complementing bias.

That was an insult. I'm saying she looks like a tranny.

>"Thanks for not donating a dollar to help feed starving kids in Africa"

>>did you remember to bring your own bags?
>remember
Fuck you

>did you find everything okay?
Yeah if I bothered to look. I get smiles from that one.
>>did you remember to bring your own bags?
I'm not a california faggot so have been asked that.
>>did you want to sign up for our club card?
The discounts for that should be illegal, but complaing to some cashier is retarted since she or he has nothing to do with policy.

>The discounts for that should be illegal
Why

Target card isn't a credit card. It's debit.

>checkout slave berating me for not letting their company steal money
They fucking skim most of those donations, you know.

No, they have both.

Went to a whole foods for the firs time recently.

It was pretty cool.

faggot

I said I post on /lgbt/. And this is Veeky Forums. You're just being redundant.

What's with Target hiring so many cuties compared to other stores?

Someone post the autistic reply to being called "bro"