You know what really grinds my gears? Putting lettuce and tomato on a fucking burger. What retard decided one day "Hey, i really like this sandwich but something's missing. I know, I'll add a green that tastes like the literal shit it's grown in and destroy the flavor of the meat with tomato!" That idiot should be fucking lynched.
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Another thing that grinds my gears is when raw onion is used instead of caramelized onions
>not enjoying lettuce on a burger
Who cares. That's your opinion and respect it although I disagree
People asking me to cook their steak to well done after I take it off the grill at medium or medium-rare and they tell me "IT'S RAAAAAAAW".
Sorry, I'll get one of my leather shoes and season it on your plate. Same fucking thing as well done steak.
A rare to medium rare steak is perfectly tender.
Any form of greens on a burger is a sin.
>everything needs to be sweet
Ham planet detected
That's why you use a coarse grain mustard with dill pickles ya fuckin pleb
>pickles
no
Obviously you need dill pickles to cut through the fat. I'm referring to leafy greens.
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You first uncultured swine
Jesus dude
I call it like i see it. A salad has no place being on a burger.
>caramelize your onions for about 10 minutes
Exfuckingcuse me?
I still think you're wrong
And i think you have shit taste putting lawn clipping on a burger.
You're right, 10 minutes isn't long enough. Go for 20.
You put tomato on a burger, you put iceburg lettuce on a burger, you place onion on a burger, you put fucking pickles on a burger.
Stop talking.
>you put fucking pickles on a burger.
The only right statement. The rest is shit.
Because you're a pimply fuck up from the mid west. Eat a fucking vegetable, you fat fucking waste of space.
For me, it's nice and crisp and the flavor goes well together I think
Anything but fucking iceberg lettuce desu. Romaine, arugula, and spinach are all way better options.
You try telling that to my family's guests that swears even a suggestion of pink in their steak is going to kill them.
It isn't chicken for Christ's sake.
The reason you use iceberg is because it's very hydrated. I eat fucking romaine on everything else. You want moisture in a burger.
You shouldn't need hydrated lettuce if the burger was made and cooked anywhere near half decently