Eating raw meat

>eating raw meat

Might as well cover yourself in feathers and start living as a hawk.

I genuinely wish I could live as a hawk

You'll regret that Toby.

eagle

>Get to fly around
>get to eat fresh meat
>get perfect vision
> die at around age 10
Sounds like heaven, and who the fuck is Toby

My apologies, google just brings up skateboarding now. I was making a joke about a book from my generation.

I prefer falcon. Peregrine falcons are the coolest animal in the world.

Medium seems like the best

Oh shit, that's not the one where the kids write all the letters to get the electric cables moved so birds stop dying, is it?

Hell if I know. It's only been 20 fucking years or so.