How's your himalayan salt plate holding up, Veeky Forums? I must say I like mine better and better every day

Salt and microbes do not coexist.
Does it work as a baking stone? my spa has meme salt slabs at the sauna.

Lactobacillus would like a word.

>Washing a salt slab
it washes itself

No, this is Patrick.

looks like a slab of salt.

Neither yogurt nor vaginas go on salt plates

Looks like a shit of slop

Looks like a big slit of shlop

i mine as a cutting board

>titanite slab

Looks like a giant schlip of schloop

>meme salt

do you retards really not own himalayan salt plate? you shitheads don't even know what's it for yet you are shitting this board up. fuck you.

>ask mom for a salt plate
>she buys a salt cube
I slapped her in the face. But what to do with the cube?

Speak for yourself

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why would i use this again?

Look at this slop of shit.

Looks like a slopper whopper

I chuckled.

it's not that funny dude

Underrated.

is this some new Veeky Forums meme?

And what about the leftover bits? Like the fats and oils that come off your food. How do you ensure that they don't contaminate the next dish?

>new
Something is new but it's not the OP.

Looks like a slip slop slap

Looks like a sloop mcgoop

I've grilled fish on mine but that's it. How can I access its true untapped potential?

Himalayan Buddhist monks must not have blessed yours. I attain enlightenment every time I cook on mine

You lick

>new
No.