ITT: Food mascots you would fuck into oblivion

ITT: Food mascots you would fuck into oblivion

>inb4 Wendy
>inb4 Little Debby
>inb4 Aunt Jemima
>inb4 Mrs. Butterworth

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Every day.

mayo never looked so juicy

That was inb4'd you newfag millennial piece of underachieving sweaty garbage.

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Photoshop a swastika behind wendy. Perfect opportunity left un-utilized

What kind of winter break schoolposting high school fags think that inb4 works like this? Only the newest kind.

Jokes on you faggot. I really was an underage summerposter back in the day.

Shadilay based magapede

Perfect

patrician choice

>draw a character in a way that only remotely resembles the original
>omg I want to fuck it

Reported.
Also, checked.

The patrician's choice.

>replying that you reported
Reported.

Statute of limitations on personal injury is around three years.

He's cute.

I bet you'd fuck Baxter from the meow mix commercials too you sick fuck

>Little Mrs. Aunt Jamimaworth

He's got a solid sense of rhythm.

Every single one of these mascots.

They knew exactly what they were doing.

The cadburys caramel rabbit.

>draw character as anime
>suddenly becomes a hundred times more fuckable.

Really makes me think.

Hey, it worked for Japan.

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move over old hag

A)Shitty vector graphics
B)French
get this shit outta here

Jellyfish is best girl.

shut the fuck up

>not wanting to fuck food mascots

What are you, gay?

shut the fuck up

no, you fut the shuck up

no question, look at that powerful pose

I ain't even gay but Tony the Tiger seems like he might be down for a shag

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I'm not the one who wants to fuck a cartoon

I don't know that, you could be fuckin a cartoon right now

She wants your sweet cream.

Hhhnnngg

By the nine! There's a psychopath on the loose!

BRAAAAAAP

Would not avoid

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Op your character is repulsive

just realized the cholula girl isn't a girl at all.

FUCK

does this mean i'm gay?

only if you admit that traps are gay

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Sneed Jr. of "Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)"

>tfw no navaho

>tfw I got blocked from tony's twitter

Nah. 90s Bob Saget is a free pass.

>Not sure why want

Shadman, is that you?

Never seen this before. It's cute af.

I already fuck a hand several times a day. Jelly?

>putting a thick butt on a cartoon animal mascot
we want the Veeky Forums audience

EL GOBLINO

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>I'm am in the mood for a dip

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your dole dippers madam

damn, people in the 50s were real fuckin' dumb. Couldn't even read brand names correctly.

HH is a southpaw, though. That makes it exotic.

Are there any visual depictions of Molly McButter?
I always thought she'd look like an old porn star who'd had too much cosmetic surgery.

FFS. Meant to reply to Why, yes. I am indeed a fucking idiot.

Now we're talkin'.

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>DA
deviant art indeed

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Aunt jemima would get it

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I want to fuck her tight little holes and cum inside of her.

Pleb

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catrician choice

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BbbBBB-b-WAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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dumbass normalfaggot

>>>/reddit/

Hmm is this the guy walking an emu that webm?

This site hates furfags, though. /v/, Veeky Forums, /trash/, /co/ and /bant/ are exceptions.

kys

>oh ronald-kun

>What's wrong user-Kun? Could it be you're craving my McNuggies?

>tfw there is a brand in the UK called Scott's Old Fashioned Porage Oats
>dad is straight and has been married to my mother for 40 years
>tfw he eats these oats every morning
>went onto his laptop recently because he wanted me to check for viruses
>looked around his documents
>he has fucking THOUSANDS of pictures of his own dick rubbing the box of Scott's Porage Oats, rubbing the chest and mouth of the mascot
>had some really fucking crude photoshops of himself having gay sex with him
>tfw my mother doesn't know about this
>scared she will find out and ruin my family

what do I do

Show us one of your dad's pics or you're lying.

At least you know which food you have to poison. It's for everyone's own good, user. Amatoxin is a perfect vector of death. I'm sorry it had to come to this.

Commission some art of the Porage Oats dude and your dad together and send it to him with a throw away email with the subject 'I know' in caps

A cat is fine too

cosplay as the oats mascot and seductively move your hips around your dad while you ask him if you can be his Scott for the night

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This, but write "we know" instead of "I know"

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thicc

give him an old fashioned obviously

It is offensive and sickening. A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended and poking through a circle, tail raised up, waiting for what? I’m not sure, but I do know that I am repulsed and offended. This kind of marketing scheme is the reason we currently have a sexual predator in the White House.

It's just a joke, bro

literally pasta replied/10