what will you be eating when you watch the State of the Uniom speech tonight?
State of the uniom
Adrian Diaz
Eli Martin
Meth.
Ayden Murphy
Turkey sandwich and a lager
Lincoln Harris
a big mac with extra russian dressing and a diet coke.
hope my small hands can hold it all!
Lincoln Butler
vodka.
take a shot every time he denies something
>i didnt have sex with a porn star
>i didnt say "shithole"
>i didnt try to fire muller
Joshua Carter
Vodka, Cookie Crisp cereal out of the box and a natty daddy. Also the tears of the negros boycotting
Luis Johnson
two scoops
Daniel Thomas
Enjoy your impending alcohol poisoning, sir. Try to not fucking die.
Matthew Green
well-done steak with ketchup, washed down with liberal tears
Chase Brown
plain white rice and two slices of cherry pie with vanilla ice cream for dessert. oh, and a side of fucking treason.
John Jackson
rip in piece bro
Jackson Anderson
>washed down with liberal tears
enjoy your soy
Evan Perez
Townsend's orange fool recipe and a large piece of porkbelly in honor of his being the most obese president since Taft.
Camden Nelson
KEK
Blake Watson
Don't you mean Uniom?
Camden Thomas
A grilled cheese along with a kale salad and some of my venison from the deer I killed two weeks ago.
Easton Bailey
He means union, you dingus
Jack Lopez
>State of the Uniom
>Don't you mean Uniom?
wat
Angel Jenkins
Checkd for government shill.
Colton Gutierrez
u gonna die homie
Jose Kelly
Sage
Jeremiah King
Sage isn't a downvote, newfriend. Saged and reported.
Matthew Smith
Reported for announcing reports. Now stop replying to me and fuck off back to pol
Oliver Peterson
...
Justin Anderson
Trump is such a ridiculous person.
Please tone it down one notch plz donny boi.
Sebastian Barnes
It amuses me when lefties attack this man on his looks. Can you really not think of something about fucking Donald Trump to criticise that isn't on the level of a third grader? He's fat? That's the best you have? It's pathetic and entirely unnecessary. There are plenty of real issues you could attack him on instead of just going "hurr he's orange"
The last one was black but I bet you weren't so comfortable with people hating him for that.
Jonathan Butler
foxnews.com
Amusingly, an accurate summation of the White House's past year
Christian Ross
>have to be reissued
Your taxdollars hard at work.
It's a typo. Who fucking cares?