Worst Closing Lines

i hate reading this book. what the fuck is supposed to be so great about it? sure ive had some chuckles along the way but cmon

>...and that's when she turned and said, "tractatus logico philosophicus."

i can see where the analytic backlash came from

>No question now what has happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.

d e e p

>and God said "truly this is the bible"

fuck christians desu

my same reaction

>"Who are you people?!"
>"We're the Brothers Karamazov!"

Does anyone else love title drops while reading?

It was good until they started calling themselves "The Travelling Karamazovs" and doing circus acts. I mean, what the fuck?