>costco used to sell iced "Mocha Freezes" for $1.45 >they renamed them to "Cold Brew Mocha Freeze" and bumped it up to $2.99 >it's exactly the same product as before >the only reason this happened was because COLD BREW became trendy
Thanks a lot, goddamn coffee hipsters Post examples of hipsters ruining your favorite foods.
Samuel Evans
lol you're a retard for buying sugar and cream filled "coffee" to begin with if you're so fucking asshurt, retarded, and poor, stop being lazy fuck and make your own coffee, it's way way way cheaper
Charles Ross
look, im not one for immature comments but that really looks like a slop of shit
Jose Miller
>be op >two retarted to make coffe
Lincoln Bell
A slop of shit by any other name
Ryder Jenkins
>This
And it's false advertising if it's the same as before and they're marketing it as "cold brew". Cold brew is a method that involves brewing coarse ground coffee for at least overnight in cold/room temp water. I highly doubt a place like costco is bothering to put in the time to do this.
Andrew Brooks
>Be >Too retarded to spell coffee.
Michael Ortiz
Dude Costco is top tier. Plus literally ANYONE can make cold brew. You literally just leave grounds in water overnight then drain the grounds out afterwards so...
Lincoln Harris
>use sriracha because it's a good spicy sauce with no calories >hipsters ruin it >use avocado because it's way more nutrient-dense than various alternatives >hipsters ruin it >enjoy ice coffee because I live in fucking florida >hipsters ruin it >enjoy vegetable pasta because it's lower carb (and healthier) >hipsters ruin it >enjoy various pickle brines because it's as close to a cucumber as I'll ever go >hipsters ruin it
I'm waiting for them to ruin jerky and replacing green veg with baby spinach so I'll have enough to put in the manifesto.
Tyler Rivera
>Ship coarse grounds or use kitchen-sized coffee grinder >Dump sized cup of grounds in sized container of water >Wait 12 hours >Pump coffee through sieve, mix with other ingredients Never worked in a kitchen, but sounds pretty simple.
Ayden Reyes
>avocado >NOW ON TOAST >price quadruples >avocado toast meme fades >avocado once more
Christopher Perry
Cold brew isn’t the same as iced coffee tho
Landon Bennett
>hipsters ruining beef jerky not enough soy in it
Josiah Martin
Hipsters like bacon. It's not a stretch to get them to like jerky.
Isaiah Cook
How did they ruin it? By popping your little bubble of exclusivity?
Eli Lee
sriracha didn't get more expensive when it got media attention avocado got more expensive because mexican farmers forced a shortage using cartel-esque tactics, private militias and everything. I don't even remember hipsters touching those other things.
Blake Wilson
Sorry to break it to ya pal, but if you think like this you are a hipster
Robert Long
Sriracha is like 20% sugar you moron, it has plenty of calories
Levi Gutierrez
I don't think it's hipsters who are doing this. It's your average nosepicking fatass moron. You know, the type of people who go to Costco.
Christopher Jones
it's not unlikely because it's hard, it's unlikely because no one is likely to give a shit internally to change their process
Ryder Brooks
will hipsters ruin sweet potatoes and chicken thighs?
Benjamin Wright
this it would be more adult to just get a fucking cup of chocolate milk and be honest about it