Going to subway for the first time in four years

Directions to Jersey Mike's

Hopefully you have a better experience than mine.
>Never been to a Subway before
>Decide to bend it like Jared
>Go to the counter and order the meatball sub
>They ask what bread I'd like with it
>Start sweating
>Tell them original
>They don't know what I mean
>Keep repeating "original bread" over and over
>They just grab a loaf and ask if I want six inches
>Get flustered but try to reign in my anxiety
>"Heh heh nah I'm seven and a half so lets to that"
>The silence killed me
>See they have guacamole
>Tell them I want guacamole on it too
>They say they don't have guacamole
>Think they're just messing with me
>Sweat harder
>Tell them I think they do
>They tell me they don't make guacamole but they could put avocado on it if I prefer
>Scoff at them and say sure
>Tells me it'll be an upcharge
>Scoff again and tell them to load it up then
>Finally reach the till
>They ring me up and ask for the total
>I hand them my card
>They swipe it
>Then swipe it again
>Once more
>My card was declined all three times
>Stutter out an apology and hand them my other card
>This one is bent and cracking due to leaving it in the wash
>They look at it and shake their heads
>Swipe
>Swipe it a few more times
>Keeps getting an error
>Inform me that payment isn't going through
>By this point three people behind me are waiting to pay
>Tell them to give me my card back and I'll do it myself
>They hand it to me
>Swipe
>Swipe once more
>It works
>Laugh and say it just needed a bit of love
>Bob head when saying this
>They straight-face tell me to have a nice day
>By this point visible pit-stains and a damp spot on belly
>Walk out and eat in car
>Employees capable of seeing me from counter
>Catch them glancing over every now and then
>The sub wasn't that good either

Extra cheese
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Black Olives
Two pickles
Some pepper
A little bit of lettuce as well
Some mayonnaise
Couple more tomatoes
Some green peppers
Little bit more lettuce, as well
Some pepper
Few more black olives, as well
Couple tomatoes
Some mayonnaise
A little bit of green pepper
Some onion
Little more lettuce on top of that
Some mayonnaise
A little more tomato on top
Some pepper
A little oil, if they have any
A little lettuce
A couple pickles
Some green peppers
Couple hot peppers, NOT too many hot peppers
Some lettuce
A little mayonnaise on that, as well
Tomatoes
A little more lettuce
Some green peppers
Some pickles
Tomato
A little more green pepper
A little mayonnaise
Black olives
Some green pepper
Some onion
Just a little lettuce
Two tomatoes
Some pickle
Then just a little mayonnaise and it should look delicious

Meatballs and guacamole? Are you serious?

Also subways chicken pizziola is GOAT with some jalapeños and olives.

get Slimy Pile of Cold Meat #5 on Stale Bread #3

A patrician choice

I like their cookies

BMT on Italian herbs and cheese with lettuce, tomato, onion, green pepper, black pepper, ranch and hot sauce. If your Subway has tatziki, you can swap it in for the ranch.

Ask this guy...

eet frsh

Subway has figured out how to make piss taste like a sandwich.

Slop of shit on Italian herbs and cheese

Get directions to a better place to eat.

Oh shit, I did it again.

>decide to bend it like Jared
The police have been alerted.

is this the sandwich place where I learn how to fuck a child?

How about you go to the store and get all the ingredients to make a sandwich instead?
Way more satisfying and better tasting than what Subway could make.

Asiago cheese bread
Turkey
Provolone
Toast bread
Lettuce Tomato Onion
Banana peppers
Honey mustard
Mayonnaise
Salt + Pepper
Oil + vinegar
Oregano

shrimp linguini on waffe bread

Honey and wheat bread, teriyaki chicken, lettuce, jalapenos, oregano, black pepper and ranch. fucking godlike. I eat it 5 days a week for lunch for about 4 years now

Italian urban cheese.
Metaballs
Provolone
Olives
More olives
More olives, you aint paying for it fucker, and I aint getting any more veg
parmesan and oraganio
Bag it with out squeezing it and I will tip you the coin change

Italian urban cheese!

Metaballs!

They have every animal in them you know?

literally every other sandwich shop in existence is at least twice as good as Shitway. Seriously Shitway's meat is disgusting.

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toasted italian BMT with provolone

Why the fuck can't Subway keep a bottle of olive oil in the middle of the line. Sometimes I want oil on my bread but I feel bad for asking

How has this gotten no replies? This is the best post I’ve ever seen on this board

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Can't compete with Urban Cheese and Metaballs.

Nothing, you're better off spending your money elsewhere.

I could never find bread as good as subways, let alone any other sub place. Not even Wegmans, and they're usually great.
Guess I'd have to make it or find a bakery.

What the fuck are you smoking? My Wegmans has an awesome selection of fresh bread

okay Tom

Jesus Christ, is this what being a flyover is actually like?

>Wegmans
>flyover
I thought Wegmans was just a north-east thing?

If grocery store bread and fast food bread register as "good", you're in flyover land. Yes, Ronkonkoma counts. Try baking your own, if taking the LIRR into the city is too much of a pain.

>Ronkonkoma
>LIRR
what the fuck are you talking about?

Morristown and NJTransit? Whatever. Arr rook same.

I live Upstate, it's mad comfy here. I can come visit NYC whenever I wanna see a show and smell piss

Metro North and Yonkers then. Whatever.

10/10 story, My only ragret is that I will never again be able to read it for the first time

I live in the DC metro area. Stop being obssessed, you dirty welfare bean

lol have you ever left the city?

they do....

Well mine doesn't apparently. It was fresh, but not very good. Newish store, so maybe that's why.
You are aware that many grocery stores have full bakeries in them, right?
Oh wait, no, you aren't. Because you grocery shop at a glorified ten by ten foot seven eleven.
Don't project your shit area on me.

I've gotten the same thing from subway my whole life. Footlong veggie delight with everything on it. Southwest sauce and a little sweet onion. goat.

Just went to Subway for the first time in over a year with a 2 6" subs for 1 coupon.
The chicken bacon ranch melt sucked ass. Had to add hot sauce.
I have a bmt for later but it too will probably suck.

>Well mine doesn't apparently
That sucks dude, mine has a full bakery there

It has a bakery, I think the staff are just garbo.

I fucking love you dude. I get this way though if there's ever these kind of hiccups when I want to order something simple.

>order a wrap
>they mush it into a ball
>whatever, it's all going to the same place
>asked for extra veggies on it
>ask if i want it baked
Who bakes wraps?

probably idiots who eat processed foods like you

>ask for Italian BMT
>Get Spicy Italian
>"They're the same thing" the "sandwich artist" says

All food is processed, fuckwit.

(((Chemicals)))

Sure, been to Paris, Beiruit. I speak very very fluent Spanish. Chebere. Chebere.

>"sandwich artist"
I hate the title name to. all I do is follow a list and if time allows make the sub look like a sub. if you told me to just make whatever then I would be an artist.

if you're an artist then doesn't that make the subway bread "artisan bread"?

a pleb award

you should get better taste in restaurants

you could get better taste than subway by licking the turnstile of an actual subway

Same here, I used to always go for that.