Is it morning yet? What are you going to have for breakfast tomorrow, faggots?

Either leftover eggsalad or sausage and biscuits (fucking love me some slop).

I don't eat breakfast, I used to be fat.

I used the yolks for tempura. I'm making a fresco.

Fair enough, just clarifying.

Nothing that looks even remotely like that garbage.

Why Marlboro

I would have an omelette, buttery rosti, steak and a cold glass of fresh orange juice everyday if I could, but gastritis makes me wake up so fucked up that I don't have the proper will to cook in the morning

egg & cheese sandwich on toasted bread with either a side of bacon or the bacon on the sandwich.

Probably oatmeal or hashbrowns and an omelette

Breakfast? What breakfast? Way too busy! A quick gulp of coffee and a dash to the office for me! Gotta keep the ol' economy turning.

Not even a bite of toast, dear? I cooked this whole spread for you and our 1980s children!

I have three days to consume 10 eggs, to avoid throwing any away, so probably an omelette.

my godddamn mutherfucking salad boi

me too but in two days from now

oldish eggs make for good boiled eggs my man

Just had an oats Omelette topped with pork shoulder stew. Very delicious.

Sausage Biscuit, sausage muffin, medium black coffee. McDonald's. 960 calories of goodness.

I usually have scrambled eggs on toast with a little salsa but today I was lazy and just had a bowl of the best cereal of all time.

I went rogue for breakfast this morning, and had a turkey pot pie, and a nice, cold glass of organic grass fed whole milk from a local dairy. So good.