Crisps before burger or burger before crisps?

> not alternating bites

Directions for consumption:

1. Eat 1/2 the burger
2. Eat 1/4 the fries
3. Eat the other half of the burger
4. Eat the other 3/4 the fries

its freedom fries

They don't call fries "crips" in bongland you mong. They call them "chips".

well they are fucking WRONG either way
its fries and chips
not chips and crisps

simultaneously ofcourse

>dat tooth to gum ratio

I do not eat beefburgers.

wait, which sport is that?

>They don't call fries "crips" in bongland

What about the Bloods tho?

At the same time, and if I have a milkshake with the meal, dip the rest of the fries in the shake.

divegrass aka football aka soccer

Crisps are chips in the UK not fries you obese moron

here's a few notes
brits call them chips
football isn't boring, it's actually extremely entertaining, assuming you don't have the attentionspan of a chicken.

You mean you weren't talking about cricket? How uneducated are you, user?

Handegg, Turnleft and Baseball are boring as fuck too and you're blinded by patriotism if you try and claim otherwise

same thing could be said about watching paint dry

crickets are insects dumbass

>soccer isn’t boring
Yes i to also love watching grass grow

Brits don't play baseball though

Alternating.
>bite of burger
>2-3 fries

If fries are left over, snack on them until they're gone, you're full or they're cold and soggy.

Euro here, you're correct about handegg and turnleft but baseball can be pretty interesting.

some fries, then burger, then the rest of the fries

I'm not surprised brainlets are easily entertained

take bite of burger and hold in 1 hand
alternate between fries and beverage

>not putting the fries into the burger and eating them simultaneously for maximum efficiency

What a convoluted way of saying "I alternate".

Crisps are chips, chips are fries.
Therefore, fries are crisps.
Makea sense to me.

>tossed in the trash.

Be a real Burger and put some fries inside the burger.

wanna pilot a pacific rim robot together?

>baseball, america's naptime more interesting than handegg
I mean both suck, the enlightened man watches UFC but you gotta be yanking my dick son.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay. Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer. In a real sport, players fumble passes, throw bricks and drop fly balls -- all in front of a crowd. When baseball players strike out, they're standing alone at the plate. But there's also individual glory in home runs, touchdowns and slam-dunks.

In soccer, the blame is dispersed and almost no one scores anyway. There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem is bruised. There's a reason perpetually alarmed women are called "soccer moms," not "football moms."

Do they even have MVPs in soccer? Everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in.

> crisps

what the fuck is a crisp?

What's a computer?

>t. never watched a game
the only thing similar between watching grass grow and football is the grass itself.
you should learn the rules and watch a game before you spout nonsense.
and i'm a brainlet how? because i don't blindly say stupid shit like other on this very thread?

Fries
Burger
Fries

Fuck off /g/

rugby is the best sport in the world
you queers couldnt handle it without full body armour on

same time mong, you eat some burger, then you eat some fries, rinse and repeat

BEFORE
this way the burger won't be too mushy and fall apart when you eat it.
Also, keep the best part for the end

This is the ONLY right answer. Burger and fries are a combo because you eat them together. The natural starch in the potatoes added to a mouthful of burgers create the perfect harmony of flavours.

I honestly cant understand people who eat it separate.

i meet a guy who puts fries on the burger.

But i take a bite of the burger and a few bites of the fries before i swallow the food

my stepdads awesome in the way that he bought me food today when he went to hardys. woke up to a chicken sandwich and fries, he'd already ate. went to throw my wrapper away and found half of his fries he couldn't finish.

I'll have you know I'm from /sp/.
Anyway, I never get fries with my cheeseburger, always the chicken nuggets.

>crisps

>football isn't boring
youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c

>cars doing >200mph literally inches from each other and a solid cement wall
>boring
I'm going to assume you're never actually been to a race in person and have only seen it on tv.

Alternate, as if there's any other way. What the fuck?

I doubt he has a TV. Europeons are taxed to even use them... tooth brushes too.

>Turnleft
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAA

t. first time I've heard that one

a bit of both

I'd say burger first,then fries/crisps,then drink.

We call them crisps here in the USA now

mfw americans calls chipplywhipplydodads """"fries""""

are americans even human???

potato first desu

I don't even know why you fat faced child molesters are allowed to say crisps before you're placed in prison.

You eat a burger and fries together. Especially if it's from fucking mcshitburgers.

Stop molesting your children while drunk.

but... if I get them drunk first they cry less.

They're not drunk, you're drunk. They're still crying because you smell and taste like urine and the back of their throats doesn't seem to deter you.

I don't like ordering sides but if I did I would go after the crisps/fries because fried food goes passed its peak in no time. I'd still take occasional bites from the burger to enjoy it while it's hot as well though.

There's only one right answer and it's obvious

I'm ashamed this made me chuckle

Those are called fries. Even if you're British, "crisps" would be analogous to America's "chips", like Lays, Doritos, etc...

yes. yes.

alternate

Before during and after
You have a lot fries, there's no reason not to portion them right.