A breakfast fit for a king. Literally the perfect way to start your day

A breakfast fit for a king. Literally the perfect way to start your day.

A burger king maybe

>two hasbrowns
too much

imagine being so fat

...

A sausage McGriddle and a hashbrown with a coffee sounds p dank right now.

Took me way too long to get this

2x150 calorie hasbrowns
1x250 calorie apple pie
1x500 calorie Bacon, Sausage, Egg and cheese McMuffin
1x5 calories of (hopefully) black coffee

Please stop hurting yourself, user

A guy who ate a mcdonalds breakfast breathed on me by accident. The smell was strong but not in a good way

you forgot to mention the nuclear grade "ingredients"

i weigh 65 pounds

+hashbrowns
+coffee
-apple pie shit sux
>egg shit shux

On a plate, on the carpet?

Localized entirely within your living room?!

McDonalds has some legit coffee. I remember going on field work early in the morning in the US. As much as I hate fast food, a McDonalds breakfast was always pretty dank.

shut the fuck up

>1,000~ calories of mostly carbs
There needs to be more keto/low carb options for fast breakfast food. The few times I've needed to stop and get something on the way to work it's been hard boiled eggs from the 7/11.

Other than having coffee that's as watery as instant, BK is the top tier cheap fast food option.

Fuck off shill

Do amerimutts really eat this for breakfast? What the fugg. That's at least 1000 calories there.

>Everybody should cater to my meme nu-diet

fatass

Mcd apple pie is the best fast food dessert.

Not enough, I'd say! But then again, I'm a bit of a hashbrown fiend.