I order my coffee black

>I order my coffee black
>everyone now thinks I'm some edgy try hard or fedora enthusiast

I can't help it, sugar gives me worse heartburn, and I like bitter drinks, is this so wrong?

If you were not a fat fuck they would’ve thought that in the first place

I'd tip that fedora all night long.

nobody actually thinks this

Only people that drink coffee are people who can't manage time and women who drink it to try to look busy. Just get more sleep and you won't be wasting 4 bucks on the caffeinated jew every day.

Nice pasta, bro, I'll save it for future use.

I like vanilla roast black coffee. Been drinking that every morning now

How’s life as a faggit?

>wasting time
I don't have a job. I drink coffee because no matter what time I get up or how much sleep I've had, I still feel groggy and my mind is only half working. I drink the coffee because it snaps me out of that, so I can immediately start watching youtube videos

I drink my coffee with 2% milk and everybody calls me Lord Edgy McEdgelord.