Eat mushrooms

>eat mushrooms
>later shit them out whole

>eat sweetcorn
>later shit it out whole

>eat tomatoes
>later shit out the skin whole

>eat pho
>shit out pho before leaving the restaurant

>eat shrimp
>later shit them out whole

>eat watermelon
>later shit it out whole

Op, Why are you diggin around in your shit? Why? What's wrong?

>Eat a straw
>Later shit out a hole

>eat shit
>ascend

>eat bread
>later shit it out whole

>eat egg
>later shit out a living chicken

You're not very good at this are you, dipshit?

>eat food
>later shit it out hole

>eat a donut
>later shit out the hole

chew your food, fatass.

>not two holes
hmmm

you need to chew better, op

>Eat OP's mom
>Later shit out a whore

>Eat OP's mom
>Stomach bursts from trying to eat 400 pounds of fat

You eat garbage.

>eat tacobell
>get the red sauce
>cry like a baby on the toliet all night

>corn toothed Amerishart detected

>drink skim milk
>later shit it out whole

>calories in
>calories out hole

Damn did mommy burn your tendies user?

Triggered vegan

>eat anything
>shit it out my hole

Vegetables aren’t food. Take the meat pill

>eat
>later shit
what the fuck lads

>Eat mexican shit
>Shit tacos

What the actual fuccccc

is this your first day of being alive

>not shit out be-pho leaving the resturant

>Befugh
What the fuck are you trying to say?

DUDE

>not being fat and black from the south

>Consume energy from the universe.
>Never have to worry about shit.

You know what? Fuck both of you assholes. Waa, it's so cool to appropriate other cultures and be cavalier about it. Waa, I'm not going to learn basic language skills or take the time to look up a goddamned simple phonetic diagram. Fuck you, fuck your shitty military, and fuck your mother's. You want to act all big and insult our national heroes while sucking off Dan Hauer, go the fuck ahead, but know we are all judging you and waiting for the day that you get scolded in front of the whole world again you dirty ass mi trang. Fuck you!

foe-ck you too

...

rude

there is only human culture. If you are talking racial pride, you are a racist.

Fuck you /pol/.

this is the best thread on the blue boards right now

Sure is rddit in here XD

you ruined it

Haha upboated fellow redditor XD

>eat a neutron star
>later shit it out a black hole

good one

>Eat Pepsi
>Shit bepis
Damit

u need to actually chew ur food

>eat flour and eggs
>shit out bread

>tfw user gets his first marconium

>consumes energy from the universe
>doesn't convert it
literally what's the point

Crazy how nature do dat

canned food is not digestible.
skin is not digestible either.

>but know we are all judging you
oh no... :(

>le pol boogerman advocating for anti-racism
what le fuck?!

That's why Trump went and sucked the Vietcock?

gave me a kek

>homophobia
why? that's so rude

shut the fuck up, David

straws are one hole. it’s two ends to one hole how is it so hard for people to grasp that? how much fluoride water have you been drinking? how is it so fucking hard to understand a simple concept that takes more than 3 seconds to cognitively think through? i am so sick and tired of you fucking retards shitting up the earth with your retardation.
it’s one hole.
kill yourself.

It's more of a tube

it is one continuous hole.

Like your mum.

you know it. sloot.

actually a straw

does it count as a wormhole then?

it’s literally the same fucking thing that i just described you fucking retards.

>eat mushrooms
>projectile vomit everywhere all over the car
fucking mushrooms gave me food poisoning, im never eating them raw again.

Joe, stop posting.

>eat ramen
>take a shit
>go to wipe
>pull a noodle out of my ass

user..
that probably wasn't a noodle

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Wow are you quoting Morty from the tv show rick and morty?

i demand sauce

What?

>eat white bread
>later shit it out as brown bread